dialogues for cast:

A for apple, B for bade apple, C for chote apple, D for doosron ke apple

Raah chalte buddu banate hai dost ... cold drink bolke daru pilate hai dost ... girlfriend bolke auntyon se milwaate hai dost ... kitne bhi kamine ho, par yaad bahut aate hai dost

Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?

Upar waale ke karname bhi kamaal hai ... kabhi ek rasta bandh kare toh ek khol deve ... kabhi daboche toh kabhi chhod deve

Jaan ke haath se jaan jaave ... toh jaan jaane ka mazaa aa jaave

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

Joh police waala bahar se jitna correct hota hai na ... andar se utna hi corrupt hota hai

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum

Dil sawaal nahi karta ... bas trust kar leta hai

Money woh aathva sense hai jiske dum par baki ke senses enjoy kar sakte hai

Zulm-e-ulfat par kyun log sazaa dete hai ... kaise nadan hai joh sholon ko hawa dete hai

Naari beech saree hai, ki saree beech naari hai ... naari hai ki saree hai, ki saree hai ki naari hai

Tumhari chitron ki duniya mein jeene ke baad asli duniya bemaani lagti hai

Maine unke sapnon ko dhuan hote dekha hai, waqt se pehle umar ko dhalte dekha hai, dukhte hue dard ko dekha hai ... lekin kabhi himmat haarte nahi dekha

Horror film ka asli mazaa toh raat ko akele mein hi aata hai

Pehle pyar ke lamhe hamesha zehan mein ittar ki tarah na jane kyun mahekte rehte hai

Roz pukarenge beete huye din ... awaazein maarenge beete huye din ... na bhoolenge, na bhoolenge yeh beete din

Pata hai duniya mein sabse overrated emotion kya hai? ... it's love man ... kyun ki woh kabhi na kabhi tootkar bikhar jaata hai

Parties hongi rock ... aur daru hogi uncork

Purani jeans ke saath dostana hamara ... par teri yaari mein yaara ... dheela padh gaya friendship da naada

Hamesha saath saath since our teens ... always wear purani jeans

Dosti na guitar ke strings ki tarah hoti hai ... ek baar tuning theek beth jaaye na ... har ek taar important hota hai

Alpha, beta, gamma, theta ... joh hai sexy woh hai jeeta

Zindagi mein dost toh kahi aate hai ... lekin purane dost us jeans ki tarah hote hai, jisse pehente hi you become free ... free to be yourself

Peeke hai kya?

Hamesha full focus ... dhayan gaya toh naak gaya

Fighter kabhi haar nahi manta

Mard joh hai na upar chadte hai ... aur auratein sirf upar dekhti hai

Opposition ho ya kaliyan ... masalne ke mood mein hum hamesha rehte hai

Zindagi mein kabhi kisi ke saath zaroorat se zyada wafaadari mat karna ... lag jaati hai

Main roz prarthana karta hoon ... ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye ... par tu kabhi na aaye

Idea aur papad ek jaise hai ... thanda parne padh bekaar ho jaate hai