dialogues for cast:

Joh dikhta hai humko lagta hai, hai ... aur joh nahi dikhta humko lagta hai, nahi hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi joh dikhta hai, woh nahi hota ... aur joh nahi dikhta, woh hota hai

South Indian se south Indian mile, kar kar lambe haath ... mera band baja diya, patang de di kisi aur ke haath

Patri par chalti hai rail gaadi, Sivaji ko chuha toh ho jayegi dead body ... chote bache dekhte hai PoGo, Sivaji ko mat chedo gogo ... che ke baad aata hai saat, Sivaji dega sabko maat

Udh udh ke maarne mein main Superman hoon ... latak latak ke maarne mein main Spiderman hoon ... dhoond dhoond ke maarne mein main Batman hoon ... aur main tumhari haddi pasli choor choor karne waala doberman hoon

Apni line mein sab log gutter se nikalkar aate hai ... kuch log upar nikal jaate hai ... aur kuch log goli khakar vapas gattar mein gir jaate hai

Sooch hamesha zinda rehti hai

Jhanda chahe kisi bhi desh da ho ... par danda Hindustani hona chahiye

Success kabhi kisi ke saath zyada der tak nahi rehti

Duniya mein har successful aadmi ka saath ek na ek din success ne zaroor choda hai ... chahe woh umar ke vajeh se ho ya time ke vajeh se

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

Bombay mein kisi ko bhi ek se zyada chance nahi milta hai

Agar tumhe kuch chahiye toh usse haasil karne ke liye tumhe ladna padta hai ... chahe woh kamyaabi ho ya pyar

Zindagi koshish karke samajhne waali cheez ka naam nahi hai ... isne pehle bhi joh mujhe samjhana tha samjhaya hai ... aage bhi joh samjhana hoga samjhayegi, apne tareeke se

Apno ko khokar kabhi sapne sach nahi hote

Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ke jaisi hoti hai

Aankhon se mili aankhen, aankhon mein basi aankhen ... un mein basa yeh ehsaas, yeh hai kuch khaas

Akarshan ki koi seema nahi hoti ... khud banani padti hai

Gandhi se bada is desh mein kuch nahi hai

Pakad ke aaisi jagah pe maroonga na ... saale khane ko kutte bhi nahi aayenge

Duniya ka har bachcha aur lafda ... aurat hi paida karti hai

All good things have to come to an end ... for better things

Duniya mein toh sabhi log ladte hai ... lekin jeet us hi ki hoti hai jinke paas akal hoti hai

Bomb ke liye atom bomb ... maarta hoon zyada, darata hoon kam

Surya aag ka gola hai, dahekta hua shola hai ... usse chuhoge toh jal jaoge, raakh banke bikhar jaoge ... hai woh gareebon ka maseeha, karta hai zaalimon ka khaatma ... usse pyara hai watan, kehlata hai Don No. 1

Science bhi kehta hai ki dil azaad khayal hai ... dhadakne ke liye na toh isse shareer ki zaroorat hai na dimaag ki

Is duniya mein aage badne ka ek hi tareeka hai ... kisi ko bhi apne se bada mat samjho ... phir yeh duniya tumhari hai

Aye silent movie ... thoda sound de na

Tu sad-sad kyun hai, happy-sad kyun nahi ... hum sad kyun hote hai ... kyun ki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy ... mann kab heavy heavy hota hai ... jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai ... mann ko kaun itna hurt kar sakta hai ... joh mann ke very very close hota hai ... mann ke very very close kaun hota hai ... jiske saath mann very very happy feel karta hai ... happy tha, is liye sad hai na ... so be happy-sad, not sad-sad

Injury hai, jaate jaate jayegi

Hindustani womens hockey na kuch kar payee hai ... na kuch kar payengi

Apne hi desh mein mehmaan bankar koi khush kaise ho sakta hai

Hing ki baas aur prem ka vaas ... chupaye nahi chupta