dialogues for cast:

Ek hi baat bolte bolte thakoonga ... toh har ladki ko I love you, I love you kaise bolonga

Yeh joh sagai aur shaadi ke beech ka waqt hota hai na ... bahut adhbut hota hai

Sharma gaye, lajja gaye, daaman chhuda gaye ... aye ishq marhaba, woh yahan tak toh aa gaye

Aankhon mein kuch nammi si hai ... chup chup se woh behte hai ... nazuk si nighaon mein nazuk sa fasana hai

Phukhat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke samosa khake ... angrezon ke baare mein socho bole toh tum logan kya karre re ... kya samjhe re tum logan mereku ... maa-ki-kirkiri!

Tum logan mera naam chindi chor kaama karke ... baigan mein mila diye meri izzat

Tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke, C grade logan hai

Aaise hi kaaman kare toh apan popular hote

Maa ki kirkiri ... baigan mein mila diya re tu meri izzat ko!

Chindi choron ka adda ho gaya gaali yeh ... pinde ke meri!

Itte Itte toh cupan the yaaron!

Lapat ke idhar pappi, udhar pappi ... udhar pappi, idhar pappi ... meri phulna shuru ho gayi

Tum log yeh NRI ladkon ke chakkar mein mat padho ... woh log ladkiyon ko bahut ghoor ghoor ke dekhte hai

Tum logan phukat ke chaiyan, phukat ke cigarettan, phukat ke butte khake ... mereko bambu ghused rahe

America phone karke dollaran manga letu ... dollaran, dollaran, dollaran

Arre tu mechanic hai paijama hai? ... arey woh laal waali Mercedes bhej nakko re baawa pehle woh safed waali bhija de ... mereko kaama hai, bahut kaama hai re bhai ... ek toh bhi gaadi bhija de mereku

Jinse nafrat hai unse pyar karna seekho ... magar unse nafrat mat karo joh tumhe pyar karte ho

Mujhe hamesha lagta tha ki duniya mein do tarah ke insaan hote hain ... ek joh chupchap maut ka daman thaam lete hain ... aur doosre joh rote chilaate maut ki taraf badhte hain ... aur phir main teesre kisam ke insaanon se mila

Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising?

Tere toh peshaab se bhi chirag jaale hai poore pardes mein

Joh ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai ... woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi

Jeevan mein jab bhi rasta dhundla dikhai de ... toh bhagwan ki ungli thamkar hi insaan ko sahi rasta milta hai

Agar tu mere samne aaya na ... toh gobar mein jhadu dubo dubokar peeton tujhe

Arre tu aadmi hai ki patang ... jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai

Arre rakh le na Mamu ... tere liye free hai

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega ... Munna Circuit ka naam rahega

Aadmi ko parakhna ho toh yeh dekho ki ... apne se neeche tarke ke logo se woh kaise bartav karta hai

Chaata maarna aasan hai ... maafi mangne ke liye himmat chahiye beta

Jahan jahan tumhara khoon bahega ... wahan wahan mera paseena paseena bahega

Talent toh hawa, khushboo aur dhoop ki tarah hai ... jise kahin chupakar nahi rakha ja sakta

Toofanon se guzaarish nahi ki jaati ... unka saamna kiya jaata hai

Hum dono bachpan ke woh langotiye dost nahi hai ... hum toh tab ke dost hai jab hum langoti bhi nahi pehente the