dialogues for cast:

Insaan rutbe ya daulat se bada nahi hota ... insaan ka badapan toh uski namrata hai

Koshish kamyaab hoti hai ... aur vaade toot jaate hai

Apun ka kaam imaandari ka hai ... aur inaam na milne par ... kabhi bhi dil baimaan ho sakta hai

Agar kisi ka haath thaamkar saath chalo toh raaste aur bhi aasaan ho jaate hai ... manzilen aur bhi kareeb aa jaati hai

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

Joh kabhi nahi jati, us hi ko jaati kehte hai

Mere aasuyon ka swad ... mere mann ka namak hi samajhta hai

Apne hi paani mein pighal jaana barf ka muqaddar hota hai

Apne banaane se bante hai

Pyar aatma se hota hai, rooh ki gehrai se hota hai ... aatma aur rooh shakal ko nahi jaanti

Iski janam kundli mein toh sab kundli maarkar behthey hain

Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele ... dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele

Race chahe car ki ho chahe zindagi ki ... jab tum sirf jeetne ke liye kheloge na ... zaroor jeetoge

Kis lallu se meri behen ne pallu bandha ... ek number ke ullu se ghar waalon ne rishta maanga

Duniya gol nahi, merry-go-round hai

Hum tum mein sirf ek hi problem hai ... ki tum ke bagair hum adhoore hai

Har kamyaab aadmi ke peeche ek aurat ka haath hota hai ... kyun ki auratein nakamyaab aadmiyon ke peeche nahi bhaagti

Tolne aur khareedne mein farak hota hai

Tootti churiyon ka dard sirf bewa ki kalai hi janti hai

Vaar woh hai jis mein awaaz na ho

Maut aur Mumbai se koi lautke nahi aata

Politics mein afvayen bhi ek hathyar hoti hai

Humne bahut dekhe hai ishq mein jaan dene waale ... par kya karen huzoor aashiqui dillagi nahi hoti

Khel ke maidan mein jeetna bhi koi jeetna hai ... asli jeetna toh jung ke maidan mein hota hai ... us samay maaro ya maare jao

Koi toh jalwa Khuda ke vaaste deedar ke kabil dikhai de ... sangdil toh mil chuke hai sainkado ... koi ail-e-dil toh dikhai de

Tu bhola bhala hai dil, bekaar rulaya jayega ... in shok haseeno se milkar, wallah bahut pachtayega

Mard tab tak hi mard hota hai jab tak aurat usse mard samajhti hai

Ek doonga rakhke mooh pe ... soo jayega Juhu pe

Mujhe tum logon ko chance deke ... chance nahi lena hai

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

Insaan tab pagal kehlata hai ... jab uska dimaag ek jagah ruk jaata hai

Overwork karne se efficiency ghatti hai