dialogues for cast:

Tune jitni Quran padhi hai na ... usse kayi zyada meri maa ne mujhe sunai hai, samjhayi hai

Namaz padhne ja rahe hai na aap ... toh Allah se apne liye dua maang lena ... mera babbe yahan na aaye ... kyun ki agar woh yahan aa gaya na, aur usne meri yeh halat dekh li ... toh tere itne chithde karega, itne chithde karega, itne chithde karega, tera poora Pakistan nahi gin payega

Rishtey banana aise hai jaise mitti par mitti se mitti likhna ... aur nibhana aise hai jaise pani par pani se pani likhna

Har jeet sab laga rehta hai ... lekin jis din hum mein se kisi ek ka jeet hota hai na ... toh Hindustan ke croredon bhed bakriyon ka jeet hota hai

IAS banna badi baat nahi hai ... badi baat yeh hai ki jis kursi par aap behtenge na ... usse aapki izzat na ho ... balki aapse us kursi ki izzat badhe

Yeh joh jazba hota hai kisi mehenga school college mein padne se toh nahi aata hai ... yeh aata hai croredon Hindustaniyo ki umeedon se

Toote hue sapne ki sune kaun siski ... antar ko cheer vyatha palkon par thitki ... aasun na bahaunga, sirf muskuraunga ... keh dena bhagya se ke main kal laut aaunga

Jab tak sach joote pehenta hai ... jhooth poore duniya ka chakkar lagake aa jaata hai

Tum khud par yakeen nahi karoge na ... toh duniya mein koi bhi tum par yakeen nahi karega

Jiske peeche sau sar, sau samanth, watan aur vachan ke liye sar katane ko taiyar ho ... woh samrat Prithviraj Chauhan hota hai

Sabhi salaami ke liye taiyar ho ... Hindustan ka sher aa raha hai

Talwar chalakar, khoon bahakar jung ladna ... tabahi nahi ... tarakki hoti hai

Meri dosti layak koi yaar nahi ... meri dushmani jhel sake aisi talwar nahi

Violence, violence, violence ... I don't like it ... I avoid ... but violence likes me ... I can't avoid

Jeb se kangley hai aur khareedne bungaley hai

Politics mein rishtey nahi faiyde zaroori hote hai

Gyaan leke chalo, samaan nahi

Jab dil toot'ta hai na ... toh life ke sabse khoobsurat rishtey hum pehchaan nahi paate

Pyar kahi khushiyon ki guarantee ke saath nahi aata ... lekin hota aise hi hai ... dil khol kar

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Ghulami na karne ki azaadi, ek din, ek ghante, ek minute, ek pal ke liye bhi bahut hi keemti hai

Purane dino mein jab Hindustan sone ki chidiya hua karta tha ... tab yahan hazaron jaatiyan thi ... par aaj kal sirf do tarah ki jaat hai ... pehli jinka pet bada hai aur doosri jinki bhookh ... jinki kismat mein do cheezein hai ... ya toh nighalo ya niwala bano

Bharat ek desh mein do duniya hai ... ek ujaale ki aur ek andhere ki

Gareeb ke liye upar aane ke sirf do hi raaste hai ... jurm ya politics

Hamare desh mein chahe peene ka pani, bijli, gutter, sadak, sarkari busen, safai, sachai, salika aur samay ki keemat kuch na ho ... par businessmen zaroor hai

Ek Indian businessman wohi hai joh seedha bhi ho aur tedha bhi ... joh aastik bhi ho aur nastik bhi ... joh kapti bhi ho aur sacha bhi ... sab kuch ek saath

Apne gusse ko aansuon mein mat behne de ... uska istemaal kar aur unse chun chun ke badla le

Is duniya mein na zyada tar log apni kismat likhwa kar laate hai ... lekin kuch log kismat khud likhte hai

Jeet agar sar pe chhad jaye toh haar se bhi buri ban sakti hai

Sach aur khushi dono insaan ko ek saath nahi milti

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage bada ... varna tu aansun pochta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur poch jayega

Agar main sharaab hota ... dry day mera rest day hota ... happy hour mein best hota ... har boond mein meri aaram hota ... purana hoke bhi na kharaab hota