dialogues for cast:

Sahi sahi bata scene kya hai ... Valentine wali date ya seedha Karwa Chauth celebrate

Piyo toh hadh kardo ... varna program radh kardo

Dil ki sun, dil ki maan ... bhaad mein jaye duniya jahaan

Saanp ko doodh sirf Nag Panchami ke din hi pilaya jaata hai ... kisi aur din ghar mein gusse toh usse kuchla hi jaata hai

Yeh zindagi bahut choti hai ... rasta samajhne tak safar hi khatam ho jaata hai ... aur is liye is safar mein apno ke alava koi maiyne nahi rakhta ... koi nahi

Pariwar hi jeevan ki sabse khaas dein hai

Pyar kisi ke liye gehra bhanwar hai, le doobta hai ... aandhi hai, toofan hai, shola hai ... aur kisi ke liye pyar naav jaisa, paar laga deta hai ... khamoshi hai, nazm hai, thandi hawa ka jhaunka hai

Kya hota hai yeh pyar ... kaise nibhate hai isse ... kuch log apne pyar ko paane ke liye duniya ke sabse lambe raste par nikal padte hai ... kuch log pyar mein poori duniya se ladh padte hai ... har kisi ka apna apna tareeka hai, apni apni kahani hai ... sirf ek common factor hai ... shiddat

Jis koshish mein shiddat na ho woh koshish kis kaam ki

If questioned, be ready with your answers ... and if you counter question, be ready for the answers

Jab koi doosra banda aake sapna todta hai na ... toh banda sambhal jaata hai, koi problem nahi hoti ... par jab tu khud saare sapne todega na apne ... aadmi mar jaata hai andar se

Hero ne entry maari ... public ne seeti maari ... ab toh guarantee aage hai maara-maari

Kal nahi aaj aayega ... tere liye bhi yamraj aayega

Bachpan se har sacha sardar do hi cheez toh seekhta hai ... gurbani aur qurbani

Maa, behen, biwi, devi ... ek aurat ka astitva sirf inhi naamo se kyun hota hai ... doctor, judge, lawyer, chief minister, prime minister kyun nahi ... ek aurat agar ghar ki rasoi chala sakti hai ... toh desh bhi chala sakti hai

Raaste par chalna ek baat hai Saina ... aur raasta banana doosri baat hai ... tu na beta woh doosri baat karne ki soch

Dost harami ho toh aata hai maza ... aur premi harami ho toh jeevan ban jaye saza

Agar mujh mein zara si bhi saansein bach gayi na ... toh pataal mein bhi dauda dauda ke maarunga tum logon ko

Sau wala kaam karega toh kaide mein rahega ... hazar wala kaam karega toh faide mein rahega

Naav mein behet kar jaal phekna bahut aasaan hai ... pani mein utrega toh badi machliyan kha jayengi

Nadi paar karne ke baad naiyya aur ek raat ke baad chammiya mere kisi kaam ki nahi hoti

Main umeed par nahi ... zid par jeeta hoon

Guzra hua waqt aur aane wala waqt ... dono ko kal kehte hai ... yeh faisla humein karna hai ki hum kis kal mein rehna chahte hai

Parents banne ke liye baccha pehda karna zaroori nahi hai ... aur parents banne ke liye baccha tumhara hona bhi zaroori nahi hai

Hum joh sochte hai woh zindagi nahi hoti hai ... hamare saath joh hota hai woh zindagi hoti hai

Communication is like oxygen for relationships ... lack of communication se galatfehmiyan pehda hoti hai ... aur galatfehmiyon se relationships khatam ho jaati hai

Apni girlfriend ko kabhi mat bolo that you're having fun without her ... uske bina ganda feel karoge na, toh usse acha feel hoga

Ladne ke reasons bahut hote hai ... toh manane ke options bhi dher sare hote hai

Engineering aapko kisi job ke liye train kare ya na kare ... lekin life ki tangi mein aiyaashi karna zaroor sikha deti hai

Engineers make the best husbands ... how ... we don't give up that easily ... engineering ho ya relationships, ek baar decide kar liye toh poora karte hai ... we're great problem solvers ... engineer ko ek baar answer bata do ... wahan tak pahunchna kaise hai, woh figure out kar lega ... we're experts in time management ... ek raat mein exam ke liye prepare karna ho ya ek date mein girlfriend ko impress karna ho ... no one can do that better than an engineer

Yeh woh pradesh hai jahan joh metro banata hai woh chunaav haarta hai ... aur joh mandir banwata hai wohi jeet'ta hai

Kisi ko bewafa kehna bahut aasaan hota hai ... par usse samajhna utna hi mushkil hota hai