dialogues for cast:

Jab ek ghar mein ek bacha padh leta hai na ... toh us ghar ka, us pariwar ka, maata pita ka, aane wali saat pushton ka ... sabka life hamesha ke liye badal jaata hai

Duniya dekhne se zyada na ... main chahti hoon ki duniya mujhe dekhe

Tann buddha hove hai ... mann buddha nahi hota

Main tujhe itni jagah se khol doonga ... ke poore shehar ke mochi milke tujhe phir se sil nahi payenge

Gully cricket mein toh sab Tendulkar hai ... asli talent woh hota hai joh bhare maidan ke bahar sixer maar sake

Yeh joh babbar sher hota hai na ... ya toh yeh khud mar jaata hai ya maar deta hai ... magar apna ilaaka nahi chhodta

Achi maa har bete ke naseeb mein hove ... par acha beta har maa ke naseeb mein nahi hota

Zabardasti ka pyar aur khatirdari ka udhaar nahi rakhna chahiye

Naari nahi toh nar nahi ... aurat nahi toh ghar nahi

Aisa koi prashan nahi hai jiska uttar, Uttar Pradesh mein na mile

Jaisi kaali raat mein khil uthta hai chaand ... in my classes you are the best teacher on demand

Paise se dushmani badh sakti hai ... pan dushmani se paisa nahi badh sakta

Agar niyat saaf ho aur aadmi imaandari se kaam kare ... toh sade-saati bhi uska kuch nahi bighad sakti

Main jaanta hoon tumhari zindagi mein mere liye koi jagah nahi hai ... lekin tumse pyar karne ke liye mujhe koi wajah ki zaroorat bhi nahi hai

Woh bahut khoobsurat hai lekin maine usse kabhi dekha hi nahi ... woh bahut bolti hai par maine usse kabhi suna hi nahi ... pyar ho gaya hai mujhe usse, jisse main kabhi mila hi nahi

Iske salary ke din khatam aur pension ke din aane wale hai

Joh modhi bidaai pe roke na aaye ... woh sasural mein sabne rulaye

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte

Hamao byah hoke rahega ... London, America, Dubai nahi mila toh ... Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bhutan toh milega

(Kaa kare feelings hi nahi aa rahe?) - Tum aankh band karo aur Burj Khalifa ke bare mein socho ... feelings apne aap aa jayegi

Kabab mein haddi aur jawani mein buddhi ... sahi na hoye

Sasti sharaab aur sasta sex nuksaan hi karta hai guru

Teri tarah khuda ke ghar mein khoon bahana nahi ek sache musalman ki fitrat hai ... ruka hoon tere parvardigar ke, bahar aa agar tujh mein himmat hai

Maut tak badhenge aur jeet tak ladhenge

Aam aadmi sirf do tareeke se famous hota hai ... sahi jagah pe galat cheez bolke ... ya galat jagah pe sahi cheez bolke

Businessmen idea bechte hai aur entrepreneur idea banate hai

Yeh zindagi kya hai, yeh duniya kya hai ... ek bahut bada WhatsApp group hai aur jiska admin kaun hai ... uparwala ... toh khushiyon ko forward karte rahiye ... zindagi ka data unlimited rahega

Je mard joh hote hai na, je money plant ke paudhe ki tarah hote hai ... har waqt pani ke sang sang inko disha bhi dikhani padti hai ... varna bhatak jaate hai

Anjaane ko na jagaiye, jaane kaun jaag jaaye ... yeh teeno sote mare ... singh, saanp aur kaal

Jab koi baat dil ko sahi lage ... tab woh baat sahi hoti hai ... phir duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe ... tum bas apne dil ki sun'na

Jaante bhoojhte crime karna is a bigger crime

Shaadi patane ka fayda nahi ... shaadi patane ki saza hoti hai