Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Hawa tezz ho toh stir vriksha bhi hilta hai ... yahan joh sarva sreshta hai, wohi tikta hai

Politics mein sahi galat ka koi barometer nahi hota ... joh sahi hai woh sahi hai ... aur joh galat hai woh bhi sahi hai

Dhoom machani hai machao ... lekin bike ki gatti par nahi ... apni future ki pragati par

Insaan umar se nahi, karamo se bada hota hai

Tu system mein hai aur hum khud system hai

Joh police waala bahar se jitna correct hota hai na ... andar se utna hi corrupt hota hai

Us guruji ke ek ek umeedvar ki umeed pe vaar karenge

Tu do baar BA karega na ... phir bhi BABA nahi ban sakta

Agar samay manushya ka mitra ban gaya, toh jeevan mein bahut upar pahunchata hai ... lekin agar shatru ban gaya, toh hamesha ke liye upar pahunchata hai

Aaj rajneeti mein sabko insecurity hai ... is liye sabko security hai

Teri kundli mere haath mein tab se hai ... jab se tu Gaiety Galaxy theater ke bahar ticket black karta tha

Main yahan investigation karne aaya hoon ... do kaudi ka pravachan sunne nahi

Sher aatank machata hai aur zakhmi sher tabaahi

Sabki ulti ginti chalu!

Aali re aali ... aata tumchi baari aali!

Kis kaam ki hai yeh vardi ... joh ek police waale ko mazboot nahi, majboor banati hai

Jab solution paas nahi toh problem se door raho

Happy married life ke liye chote chote jhoot bolne padte hai

Apni khushiyon ke liye kabhi kisi pe depend mat karna

Birthday ka funda kuch aaisa hai ... aap khud isse agar value na do toh no problem ... lekin agar aapki family usse value na de ... big problem

Ek fool hi shaadi ko foolproof banane ki sooch sakta hai

Shaadi se zyada khatarnak hote hai ... shaadi ke side effects

Biwi apne pati ke bina reh sakti hai ... par apni bai ke bina nahi

Baby ki zimmedari uthana toh door ... main toh baby ko hi nahi utha pa raha tha

Zindagi mein aksar kuch zyada paane ki chah mein ... hum woh kho dete hai joh hamare paas hai

Doosron ke bachche aur kutton ke saath khelna sabko achcha lagta hai

Main chahti hoon ki tum chaho ki tum na jao

Jab main galati karta hoon toh main sorry kehta hoon ... aur jab meri wife galati karti hai toh main sorry kehta hoon

Mere third degree ka dard zero degree ka ice bhi nahi mitta sakta ... aur yahi degree hamesha losers ko milti hai

If you change nothing ... nothing will change

Sach woh ujala hai joh subah hone se pehle hi dikhne lagta hai

Wheelon mein gadi ki hawa kam ho jane par ... gadi ko dhakka maarkar chala rahe ho tum toh zinda ho tum ... drink and drive mein pakde jaane ke baad ... police ki maar khane se bach rahe ho toh zinda ho tum ... sarkar chale na chale ... apni car chala rahe ho toh zinda ho tum