Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Mere Sohni Mahiwal ki love story ke andar interval toh ho sakta hai ... lekin the end kabhi nahi hona chahiye

Jab koi tumhe touch karta hai na ... toh main bahut touchy ho jaata hoon

Vadi vadi country ke andar chotiyan chotiyan dressan paake ... te puppiyan, te jhappiyan maarke rijha le apne pati nu

Jaag Bharatiya naari jaag ... buri bahu bankar ghar mein laga de aag

Zindagi mein har kyun, why, kaiko ... ka koi jawab nahi hota

Thappa ko ishq ne bana diya langda ... varna woh bhi karta disco aur bhangra

Shaadi shuda zindagi mein pyar ki daal agar thandi padh jaye ... toh us mein romance ka tadka lagake fresh kar dena chahiye

Yeh shaadi, shaadi nahi balki gathbandhan ki aaisi mili jhuli sarkar hai joh lambi chal hi nahi sakti ... aaisi sadi hui Hindi picture hai joh teen ghante se chal rahi hai, khatam hi nahi hoti, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai, chale ja rahi hai ... aaisa cricket ka match hai jis mein har over ke baad baarish ho rahi hai ... aaisi khatara gaadi hai jiska brake fail ho chuka hai, lekin bazar mein idhar udhar jaake logon ko thok rahi hai

Pizza ke tukde hote hai toh pet bharta hai ... aur jab pyar ke tukde hote hai toh aashiq marta hai

Khane ke baad aaram karna bhi utna hi zaroori hai ... jitna khujli hone par khujlana

Aapke mann mein joh bhi hai woh bata dena chahiye ... isse khud ka hi nahi aapke aas paas rehne waalon ka mann bhi halka ho jaata hai

Ek pal mein poori zindagi badalne ki taqat hoti hai

India mein koi cheez ho na ho ... shaadi badi aasani se ho jaati hai

Paise kamane aur bade banane ki aad mein ... hum sab ne hamara bachpana, hamari innocence, hamari saadgi kahin kho di hai

Pyar ek bhavna hai jisse tola nahi jaa sakta

Pyar mein itni taqat hai ki duniya bhar ka paisa bhi uske samne gareeb hai

Yeh joh kanoon ke aankh par kaali patti bandi hai ... woh sirf hamare aankhon ko hi andha nahi karti ... usne hamare dilon par bhi patthar rakh diya hai

Jis jhoot se kisi ko faida ho ... woh jhoot, jhoot nahi sach hota hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ke ... "Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai"

No news is always good news

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Yeh aasoon saline water hai, Pushpa isse poch do"

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Mujhe ek bachchi ko uski maa se milane se duniya ki koi sarhad, koi taqat nahi rok sakti"

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Tumhe aam khane se matlab hai, ya gutliyan ginne se?"

Do Hindustani picturon ki poster deewar pe tangane se koi Hindustani nahi banta ... Hindustani woh hota hai joh apna ghar jalakar doosro ko dabishta hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Jako rakhe saiyan, maar sake na koi"

Har Mummy ka khana yummy hota hai

Kisi mahaan aadmi ne kaha hai ... "Bichadna nahi asaan, isliye goodbye na tum kehna ... jaana toh hai humse door sahi, par hai toh issi dil mein rehna"

Poore bheje ka bhurji aur shareer ka shrikhand bana daala iske

Insaan anubhav se hi toh seekhta hai ... first play along the game and then decide how to play the game

Zindagi cash se nahi, credit card se bhi nahi ... credit pe chalti hai

Tum mera time pass banogi ... lifetime ke liye?

Life ne apna bahut kheech liye ... tum bhi apna photo kheech lo