Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Kisi ke liye acha karna kabhi bekaar nahi jaata

Naino se naino ke teer chalte hai toh pakad mein nahi aate ... magar jab kisi ke liye honth kuch karate hai toh phool jadte hai

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

Doobara haath lagaya toh haath todhunga baad mein ... ukhaadunga pehle

Mooh se awaaz nikaali toh body se jaan nikaal doonga

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Bangkok waala character hoke Haridwar waala feel mat de

Duniya mein do hi cheezon ki keemat hai ... ek zameeno ki, doosri kameeno ki

Bhai muh-bola ho ya sagaa ... apun ke pyar ke beech aaya toh beech se hi cheer dalega

Aaj tak hum log shareef nahi ho paaye ... yeh kya ghanta hoga!

Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon ... varna ab tak mere khud ke do char Al-Qaiday hote

Jis umar mein aapko haqeemo ke saath hona chahiye ... us umar mein haseeno ke saath ... not good

206 haddiyon ko 2006 tareeke se todhne ka experience hai apun ka

Bachpan se bhaag hi raha hoon ... pehle school se bhaaga ... bhook lagi toh roti churakar bhaaga ... bhai bana toh police se bachkar bhaaga ... jahan behetna tha wahan bhaaga, jahan chalna tha wahan bhaaga ... jahan bhaagna tha wahan kutte ke maafit bhaag hi raha hoon ... apun ki aakhi life bhaagne mein hi nikal gayi

Apun pe joh haath dalta hai ... apun uski phaad dalta hai

Logon ki maa-behan hoti hai ... aapki baap-behen ho gayi hai

Jab baat ek shareef aadmi ki izzat ki aati hai na ... toh usse bada gunda koi nahi hota

Rishta upar waala banata hai ... neeche waale taang adhate hai

Hukum ka ekka aur Ajju bhai ka mukka ... jahan pada game khatam

Mobile uska, sim apun ka ... tu beech mein missed call dene waala kaun ... behen uski, byah apun ka ... tu beech mein taang adhane waala kaun

Aaj kisses ... kal misses

Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuch hai ... daulat hai, shauhrat hai, izzat hai

Aye chalte huye gas ke gubbare

Upar waale ne ek din inki life mein aaisa piece bheja ... joh two piece pehne huye tha

Dye karne ki umar mein ladai karne nikle hai

Agar aap badlav chahte hai toh uski shuruvat aap khud se kare ... uski shuruvat aap khud bane

Tumko dekha toh yeh khayal aaya ... zindagi dhoop aur tum naram chaaya

Mushkil nahi hai jeet ... sirf soch aur nazariya badlo

Satya pareshan hota hai ... lekin parajit nahi

Har maa baap yeh chahte hai ki unka beta Bhagat Singh jaisa ho ... par koi yeh nahi chahta ki Bhagat Singh unke ghar mein pehda ho

Insaaf hum mein tabhi milega ... jab hum na tootenge aur na bikenge