Jokes for Topic: Lovers

Larki:
Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge,
Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?



Larki: Ooh Sh!t...

Girl:Tum mere liye kya kya kr skte ho?
Boy:Bolo kya kru.
Girl:mere liye chand la skte ho ?
Boy: fir kya prithvi k charo taraf tera baap ghumega.

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

Girl:
Jaanu,
Agar tumhara sms nahi aya tho mein Roti nhi khaungi

Boy:
Sach?

Girl:
Haa,
Mei sirf Paneer partha, Ice-cream Kha Ke Guzara Karlungi

GIRL:Duniya Ko Btado K Tum Mujh$E Pyar Krte Ho
BOY Ne GIRL K Kaan Me Kha:I Luv U

GIRL:Tum Ne Kaan Me Q Kha
BOY:Kyu Ki Tum Hi Meri Duniya Ho

GF:Kal Mera Birthday H.
BF: Advance 'HAPPY Birthday'
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:'Ring'
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi H

Boy:Mai Tuje Bangla Dilauga,Car Dilauga,Gold K Dhair Laga Duga

Girl:Shaam Ko Park Aaoge

BOY: nahi,aaj CYCLE repairing ko di hai.

Premika Ke Der Se Aane Pe Premi Bola-Intzar Ki Ghadiya Bahut Lambi Hoti..
Premika-To darling Ek Kaam Karo Kisi Or Company Ki Ghadi Kharid Lo

1 Ladka 1 Ladkise bola- Main teri julfo ki thandi chhav me rehna chahta hu.
Ladki-Abe pagal pichle janam me Juu tha kya?

1 Ladka 1 Ladkise bola- Main teri julfo ki thandi chhav me rehna chahta hu.
Ladki-Abe pagal pichle janam me Juu tha kya?

Grl:mat kr picha mera,1din pchtyga,bahr collage k tu samose ka thela lgyega
boy:tu mt thukra mere pyr ko,1din pchtygi usi thele pe brtan manjti tu b nazr aygi..

Ek Ladki Ne Ladke K Kandhe Pe Sar Rakhkar
Puchha- Ye Kandhe Pe Kab Tak Sar Rakhne Doge?



Best Reply Ever Given By Boy- Jab Tak Log Mujhe Kandha Nai Dete..

Boy:Janu tum ab badal gai ho.
Girl:Why
B:Ab mai tume Kis karta hu to tum ankhe band nai karti
G: Hramkhor pichhli bar band ki thi to purse se100 Rs gayab The.

Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan ke aana

Ladki black pahan ke aayi

Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.

Snta-Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Bnta-Mandir
S-Mandir kyu?
B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

Boy-Mujhe Acchi Ladki Dila Do..!

GOD-Tu Muslim He To KATRINA..
Hindu He To BIPASHA..
Christain He To GENELIYA..
Bol...Tera Naam?

Boy-Abdul Rambhau Disouza!

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi
Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru
Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies..
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha

Sir:~PYAR or ISHQ me ky
a fark hai? Student:~Sir
PYAR wo hai jo aap apni b
eti se karte hai, OR ISHQ
wo hai jo hum aapki beti s
e karte hai

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de

Height of Emotional Atyachaar-

GF- Mai ro ro k tere liye jaan de dungi

BF-Ok ro le jitna rona hai par 1 buket bhar k rona
mujhe nahana hai

Jo dusro ki madat karta hai uski madat bhagwan karta hai.

Newly invented:
Jo kisi ki madat nhi karta uski madat Google karta H.

BOY:- Bada muskil hai 'TEACHER' SE pyar karna...
frnd:- KYOn??
BOY:- loveletter bheja tha... 7 mistek nikal de....

'Classic'

1st Dost: Me Aisa Kia Kron
k Teri Shaadi k Baad Me
Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le Kr
Jao'n Aur Tu Naraz Bhi Na
Ho ...

2nd Dost: Meri Shaadi Apni
Behen Se Kra De .

ladka-jaanu mai tuhe subha se shaam tak shaam se subha tak pyaar karunga...
girl-to jaanu fir mai potty krne kab jaungi?????????

Ladka Tum mere sapno me khwabo me jazbato me rahti
ho ladki bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkoof banaya hai
mai toh haryana mein rahti hoon.

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-
Yu mat khinch tu mujhe apni taraf sanam







Branded T-shirt hai
Phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
Maa kasam.

Girl: Main Tumhary Pyar Mein
Marr Gayi Lutt Gayi Barbaad
Ho Gayi . . .
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Boy: Main Kon Sa Tere Pyar
Mein BILL GATES Ban Gaya ..

SANTA: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA: woh kaise?
SANTA: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar liya.

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat kahna chahta hoon?
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GF:-Kya?
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BF:-Iam already married.
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GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi aapke pass paise nahi hai.

Monu - sister mujhe ek bottle khun de do
sister - blood group batao..
Monu - koi v chalega.
Sister - kaise?
Monu - gf ko love letter likhna hai. :)