dialogues for cast:

Panga unse liya jaata hai ... joh apne se zyada taqatwar ho

Humse aankhen milane wala ... bahut jaldi aankhen bandh kar deta hai

Raajneeti ke rath ko wohi ghode keenchte hai ... jinki aankhon pe wafaadari ki patti bandhi ho

Sher ke shikaar ki tamanna uman har shikari karta hai ... magar har shikari ki yeh tamanna puri nahi hoti

Jis saanp ko barso doodh pilaya ... ussi ne khandan ki izzat ko dasa

Aaj ke is kalyug mein ... tumhara bhagwan bhi is shaitan se darta hai

Iske tukde tukde karke poore gaon mein prasad ki tarah baant do

Joh cheez bikti nahi hai ... usse main cheen leta hoon

Kuch log baaton ki nahi laaton ki zabaan samajhte hai

Tumhare shareer ke pedh par ... jawani ka naya phool khil gaya

Bhairav Singh jahan jata hai ... tabaahi ka toofan aata hai

Hum business karne se pehle aadmi aur maal dono ki khabar nikaal lete hai

Dobara agar koi chaal chalne ki koshish ki toh main nahi bolunga ... meri AK47 bolegi

Jhoot ek vaishaya ki tarah hai ... jisse lakh parde mein rakho, magar uski asliyat nahi chupti

Hamara yaar toh kanoon ke liye jeeta hai ... vardi ke andar kanooni cheetah hai

Balle O balle ... mujrimon ki anjar panjar dhille ... mooh peele te kapde geele

Dushman ko maarne ke liye hosh aur awaaz chahiye ... josh aur junoon nahi

Main toh tumhe apni rani bana loonga ... agar tumne meri baat nahi maani toh zabardasti gale lagake tumhe pani pani kar doonga

Pyar se gale lag ja toh rani bana doonga ... nahi toh pani pani kar doonga

Haq usko hota hai jiska kabza hota hai

Main tujhe maroonga nahi ... main tujhe aaisi sazaa doonga ki tu roj marega

License bandook ka nahi ... bandook chalane waale ki himmat ka hona chahiye

Kaale jadoo ka asar insaano par hota hai ... hum jaise shaitaano par nahi

Pedh ke phal wohi khaata hai ... joh pedh ki daali par baitha hota hai

Bechkar imaan kamai daulat toh insaan kya ... namak khaya jis watan ka, ussi ka na hua toh Musalman kya

Hum jurm ki duniya ka colonel hoon

Isse main hazar tarah se, hazar baar, hazar maut maaroonga

Tawaif aur titli mein koi farak nahi hota ... titli bhi ek phool par nahi tikti aur tawaif ek mard par

Tune ek kadam bhi aage badhaya toh talwarein chal jayengi ... aur tere is saathi ki choti choti botiyan banke hawa mein bikhar jayengi

Hamari duniya mein pehla mauka hi aakhri mauka hota hai ... chahe jeene ka ho, chahe marne ka

Aayenda uske aas paas bhi dhikai diya ... toh itni zor se maroonga ki thook bhi nahi ugal sakega

Abhi toh tamasha hoga ... bahut bada tamasha hoga