dialogues for cast:

Duniya mein har aadmi jannat jaana chahta hai ... lekin jannat jaane ke liye koi marna nahi chahta

Zindagi se zyada mohabbat nahi karni chahiye ... aakhir mein sabse haseen dhokha zindagi hi deti hai

Boothi changi nahi ho te baat changi karni chahiye ... aur baat changi na kar sako ... toh mooh band rakhna chahiye

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein sawaal aata hai ... ki agar duniya mein Sardar na hote toh kya hota? ... sorry yaar duniya bekaar bina son of Sardar

Sardar ki dastaar par haath uthayega na ... toh Sardar utha dega

Tere khandaan mein maarne ka rivaj hai kya?

Joh Hindustan leave karke aata hai na ... usko muhalle waale Hindustan Lever bolte hai

Bhichad ke tujhse ab mujhe marna hai ... yeh tajurba issi zindagi mein karna hai

Suttebaazi na kare toh na kabhi bimaar ho ... ek toh paisa bache doosra badan tayaar ho

Oye paaji kadhi has bhi liya karo

Paaji Sardar par joke na karna aur joker mat samajhna

Pest control yourself

Eat lots and lots of akharot, tighten your langot ... and fight with bear hands, no knives no forks

Aainda aaisi harkat ki ... toh deshwasi se narakwasi bana denge tane

Bhale hi rishta todh do ... magar kisi ka bharosa na todho

Hum chatti ka dhood yaad dila denge ... I will make him remember milk number 6

Lagta hai tumhare kaan bajh rahe hai ... your eardrums are playing drums

Rishton ke fayde nahi ... rishton ke mainne dekhte hai hum

Brother-in-law will die Tommy's death

Prithviraj Raghuvanshi satya ko Ram Ram kare hai ... par jhoote ka Ram naam satya kare hai

Tujhe paakar meri chaati aur bhi chaudi ho gayi hai ... my chest has become blouse

When elder get cosy ... younger don't put nosy

Early to double bed and early to wake up fast ... makes a male mard hatta katta and oversmart

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

Shikaar ki khoj mein ... sher bedh bakriyo ki fauj hi dhoondta hai

Joh kanoon todega, main uski haddiyan todonga

Bahut kursi kursi karta hai na tu ... is baar tujhe aisi jagah marenge ... ki jitni baar kursi pe behtega hum mein yaad karega

Yeh gaon mera hain aur main is gaon ka Jaikant Shikre

Meri ek awaaz par yeh tera kya karenge ... abhi ke abhi ... patloon toh teri geeli ho gayi hai ... abhi ke abhi ... mujhe chuha bhi toh yeh log tujh kaat dalenge ... abhi ke abhi

Galat kya hai yeh jaanne se koi farak nahi padta ... galat ko sahi karne se farak padta hai

Aali re aali ... aata tujhi baari aali

Police waalon ki na dosti achchi na dushmani ... tune toh dono hi kar li