dialogues for cast:

Meri puja mein, meri duaon mein, meri khamoshiyon mein, meri sadaaon mein ... sirf tum ho, sirf tum

Tujhko dekhenge sitare toh ziya mangenge, aur pyase teri zulfon se ghata mangenge ... apne kaandhe se dupatta na sarakne dena, varna budhe bhi jawani ki dua mangenge

Husn ko chaand, jawani ko kamal kehte hai ... dekh kar hum tujhe ek shouk ghazal kehte hai ... uff yeh sang-e-marmar sa tarasha hua shafaf badan ... dekhne wale tujhe Taj Mahal kehte hai

Saanson ke bina shayad kuch pal main jee sakta hoon ... lekin tumhare bina nahin

Royega toh tu, jab khelenge hum hu tu tu ... aur thukenge tere mooh par thu thu thu

Yeh kaunsa tha jaam joh tune pila diya ... is sirphere ka sara system hila diya

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Life mein teen cheezon ke peeche khabi nahi bhagna chahiye ... bus, train aur chokri ... ek gayi doosri aati hai

Aap hai gul-e-gulzar, mausam-e-bahar ... chehre par hai gussa, dil mein hai pyar ... aa gale lag ja mere yaar

You come come memsaab!

Kaun uthaya Raja Hindustani ko?

Kehdo uss bade baap ki beti se ke uske samaaj mein shaadi byah ek khel hoga, joh kagaz pe kiye hue dastakhat se bhi toda ja sakta hai ... lekin hamare samaaj mein hum usse puja mante hai ... agni ke saath pheron ke baad yeh bandhan atoot ho jata hai

Jab do barabar ke log ek doosre ko kuch dete hai toh woh tofha kehlata hai ... lekin jab koi rayees kisi gareeb ko kuch deta hai toh wahi cheez bheek kehlati hai, madad kehlati hai

Aap ki aankhen meri taxi ki headlight ki tarah hai memsaab

Tu jaanta nahi hai apun ko ... yeh area mein apun world famous hai ... world famous

Arre yeh theater hai ki koyle ki bhatti ... aye fan chalu kar reh

Joh doosro ko tapkane ki himmat rakhte hai ... un mein khud bhi tapakne ka kaleja rehta hai

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

Agar shatranj ki baazi jeetni ho ... toh usse dus dimaag se nahi, ek dimaag se khelna chahiye

Main yeh nahi janta ki yeh kahan likha hai ... ki ek aurat mard se zyada pyar de sakti hai

Doodh agar sookh bhi jaye toh koi marta hai kya ... lekin bade bhai ke khoon ke baad agar chote bhai ka khoon sookh jaye ... toh yeh maut se bhi bhattar hai

Shabash mere cheeteh ... shabash!

Main woh bala hoon, joh tum sabko kaccha chaba jaon ... aur dhakaar bhi na loon

Aap purush hi nahi ... mahapurush hai!

Do dost ek pyale mein chai piyenge ... isse dosti badti hai

Hilna nahin, hilna nahin ... nahin toh hila ke rakh doonga

Yeh aap idhar idhar kya dekh rahe hain ... udhar idhar dekhiye, udhar idhar

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Jab dil tootta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai

Bhabhi hogi teri aur shaadi hogi meri

Ye mauka haath se mat jaane dena ... jhappi maar ke pappi le lena

Haai is ada pe kaun na mar jaye khuda ... ke ladte hai aur haath mein talwar bhi nahi