dialogues for cast:

Badi machli jaal mein na aaye ... is liye choti machli ko kaante mein phasna padta hai

Joh namumkin hai agar usse hata diya jaye ... toh baaki joh bhi bachta hai, chahe kitna hi ajeeb kyun na ho ... sach ke aas paas hi hoga

Sanwaar nok palak aabruon mein kham karde ... gire pade huye lafzon ko mohtaram karde

Tere vaade pe jeeye hum toh yeh jaan choot jaana ... ke khushi se mar na jaate agar aitbaar hota

Is baar ishq sacha hai

Saat mukaam hote hai ishq mein ... dilkashi, unss, mohabbat, aqeedat, ibaadat, junoon aur maut

Duniya mein shohrat, paisa bahut hai ... magar neend ki kami hai

Achchi neend = achchi soch = achcha jeevan

Sapna dekhna gunah nahi hai ... sapne mein gunah karna nisangik hai ... sapna na dekhna sangeen apradh hai ... sapne mein gunah karna zaroori hai

The house always wins!

I'm going to shove this finger up his ass so tight ... it will never see sunlight again

Risky is like whiskey ... uska mazaa wohi janta hai jisne taste kiya hai

Saari baatein har ek ko nahi batayi jaati

Heroine ki zindagi is like an elected government ... paanch saal tak party ... uske baad support

Public samaan dekhti hai ... dukaan nahin

Jab sharafat ke kapde utarte hai ... tab sabse zyada mazaa sharifon ko hi aata hai

Jisne kam mein jeena seekh liya ... usse kabhi kami nahi hoti

Rajneeti mein matbhed ho sakta hai ... dushmani nahi hogi

Duniya mein sabsi gehri dushmani miya biwi ki hoti hai

Peepal talle padenge ... aur nadi naare hugne jayenge ... kya thundi thundi hawa lagegi pichwaare mein

Agar zindagi bhar ka hisaab lagaya jaye ... toh gairon ke muqabale apne hi zyada khatarnak sabit hue hai

I'm just a stupid common man

They asked us this question on a Friday, repeated it on Tuesday ... I'm just replying on Wednesday

Aam aadmi ki tarah jiyo, aam aadmi ki tarah bardaash karo aur aam aadmi ki tarah marro

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Koi madharchod button dabakar mere liye yeh faisla nahin karega ... ki mujhe kab marna hai

Ek pal mein poori zindagi badalne ki taqat hoti hai

Hum sab is duniya mein koi ek khaas kaam karne ke liye bheje gaye hai

Yeh dimaag ka khel hai joh dil se khela jaata hai

Dimaag aur dil jab ek saath kaam karte hai na ... toh farak nahi padta hai ki dimaag kaunsa hai aur dil kaunsa hai

Shakti ka santulan bahut zaroori hai sansar mein

Soz jab dil mein utar aata hai ... nagma aankhon se nazar aata hai