dialogues for cast:

Bread ka baadshah aur omelet ka raja ... Bajaj ... hamara Bajaj

Sab cheez time to time honi chahiye

Woh bhookhi pyasi nahi hai, uska pet bhar gaya hai ... mohabbat ki hawa khake, ishq ka sharbat peke

Umar ka rog jism ko lagta hai jigar ko nahi

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

Phatte hue kapde toh sille jaate hai ... lekin gayi hui izzat vapas nahi aati hai

Raajneeti asambhav ko sambhav bana dene ki kala hai

Sirf siddhant ke bal par raajneeti nahi chalti ... iske liye stithi ko samajhna zaroori hai, samay ki chaal ko pehchanna zaroori hai

Waqt pe shaadi na karo ... toh aadmi bahek hi jaata hai

Prem ki sabse badi kushalta yeh hai ... ki is mein lene waala bhi kuch deta hai aur dene waala bhi kuch paata hai

Jaagti hui aankhon ka khwab kabhi poora nahi hota

Girne waala gehrai thodi dekhta hai

Agar rishwat lete huve pakde jao ... toh rishwat dekar choot jao

Khana hai toh chaata bhi kha lo ... magar byaj ke saath vapas karo

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

Bahadur ko uski bahaduri fasati hai ... aur darpok ko uska dar

Dushmani karo toh dushman ko raaste ka bhikhari bana do ... taaki woh haath failaye, haath utha na sake

Mujhe zyada bolne ki aadat nahi hai ... main joh bolta hoon woh sun aur joh nahi bolta hoon woh dhyaan se sun

Aasoon gareeb ki dil ki tijori se nikalne waale keemti moti hote hai

Joh kam bolte hai, woh aksar khatarnak hote hai ... is liye chalak aadmi ko khamosh dushman se hamesha hoshiyar rehna chahiye

Taash ki gaddi bhale hi bees rupaye ki ho ... lekin uspar jua karodon ka kehla jaata hai

Sabse gehra zakhm wohi log de sakte hai ... joh khud gehri chot khaye huye hai

Gunaah chupane se gunehgaar nahi chup sakta

Yahan tum joh chahoge milega ... nahi milega toh sirf bahar jaane ka raasta

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali