dialogues for cast:

Ek taraf case chalta rehta hai ... doosri taraf woh aish karta rehta hai

Tumhare jaise log is desh ke liye shraap hai

Politics ek gutter hai!

Tumhari tarah Mahatma Gandhi bahet gaye hote ghar mein ... biwi biwi beta beta karte huye ... toh tum aaj bhi kisi angrez ke ghar mein latrine saaf kar rahe hote

Agar subah subah sandaas jana hai toh singer banna padega

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Pehle mereko yeh samjha ki ... isko samjhana kya hai

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

Kutriya saala, dekh ke number dial kar!

Saala, rakh diya toh bhi baat karta hai

Yeh Baburao ka style hai

Itni beizzati maine zindagi mein ek saath kabhi nahi jheli hai

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

Is desh mein ussi ki jeet hoti hai ... jisse is desh ki mitti ki sugandh ka pata ho

Teri zulfon ke pech-o-kham teri zindagi se kam nahi ... jitni sawariye utni ulajhti chali jaati hai

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

Joh sacha pyar karte hai woh zindagi bhar ke liye naraaz nahi hote ... kuch derr ke liye rooth jaate hai

Tu zinda rahega ... lekin teri har saans se main zindagi noochta rahoonga ... tu zinda rahega roz ek maut dekhne ke liye

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

Chori chupe pyar ya toh ghar ke pichwade mein hota hai ya gaadi ke pichwade mein hota hai

Jurm ki ret pe chalne waale kabhi kadamon ke nishaan nahi chhodte

Aaj shyam ka suraj doobne se pehle agar mujhe paise nahi mile ... toh duniya ki bheed mein kal tum bhi kisi ko nahi miloge

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

Uska toh main aisa hashar karoonga ... ki sunne waalo ki rooh kaanp uthegi

Jab samne waala garam hota hai na ... toh khud ko naram rehne ka

Padhe likhe logon ke saath mein hai na, kabhi likha padhi ka kaam nahi karna chahiye

Main Teja hoon kyun ki mera naam bhi Teja hain

Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai