dialogues for cast:

Kis baat se naraz hain aap log? ... meri tarakki se ... yah meri tarakki ki teezi se

Meri himmat aam aadmi ki himmat hai ... is desh ki himmat hai

Apne mujhe paanch minute diya tha na? ... saade char minute mein sab kuch khatam kar diya maine ... tees second profit, munafa ... yahi hota hai business

Agar paisa ban sakta tha ... toh maine banaya hai

Main baniya hoon sahab ... sab kuch bahut sambhaal ke kharch karta hoon

Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata ... yeh ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta ... lekin apne dhande ka mazbood khiladi hoon main

Chalis saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha joh kanoon ke khilaaf tha ... aaj hum uss aadmi ko Bapu kehte hai

Jab log tumhare khilaaf bolne lage ... samajh lo tarakki kar rahe ho

Tumne mujhse shaadi ki hi nahin ... samjauta kiya hai

Chor ki sachchai sirf ek chor jaan sakta hai

Sikka tumhara par baazi meri

Mera kaam choron ko pakadna hai ... unka shikaar karna nahin

Joh pyar karta hai woh jaan leta nahin ... jaan deta hai

Chor ko sirf chori karte hue pakda ja sakta hai ... na uske pehle, na uske baad

Shuruvat se dekhne ka shaunk hai mujhe ... chahe woh film ho yah chori

Hum jis mission par hai ... us mein goliyon ka hisaab nahi diya jaata

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek joh saari zindagi school college mein time kharab karte hai ... aur doosre joh khud apna school hote hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... ek joh sirf sunte hai aur doosre joh sirf bolte hai

Yeh world hai na world, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai ... pehle jinke paise ekhatte ho jaate hai ... aur doosre jinke paise kabhi ekhatte nahi hote

Aaise kaamo mein dimaag kisi aur ka lagta hai, haath kisi aur ka ... aur vaat tere jaiso ka

Goli woh chalate hai joh dimag nahi chalate

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai

Jab se tumhe dekha hai aankhen band ho ya khuli ... sirf tumhara chera nazar aata hai

Hamare dhande mein na bandook chalti hai, na bomb, na chaku ... chalta hai toh sirf ek hi cheez ... dimaag ... aur woh hamesha hamare saath rehta hai, loaded

Kaise lootna hai trick us mein nahi hai ... kisse lootna hai woh trick hai

Hum mein kahin na kahin ek chota bachcha chupa hua hai ... joh bada hone se inkaar karta hai

Burai chahe jitni bhi aage chali jaye ... hamesha achchai se peeche rehti hai

Main criminals se baat nahin karta

Agar tum chor na hote to hum zaroor dost hote

Pyar ki ek apni hi kundli hoti hai

Aaj kuch isharon mein keh dena ... samajh jaonga

Daulat, izzat, shohrat ke samne hum aadmi bhale hi jhuk jaye ... par kehte hai ek aurat ka dil kabhi nahi jhukta