dialogues for cast:

Ek achchi tasveer woh hoti hai joh poori kahani bata sake ... aur ek achchi kahani woh joh ek tasveer mein sama sake

Log kehte hai ki kal main apni zindagi badal doonga, lekin kar nahi paate ... mera kal aa gaya hai, lekin hum chahe jitna badal jaye ... hum mein apne beete huye kal ki keemat deni padti hai

Hum insaan hamesha kisi aur ki zindagi churake jeena chahte hai ... yeh fitrat hai hamari

Picture jab housefull hota hai na ... toh ticket us-hich ko milta hai jiski manager tak pehchan ho

Abhi toh apan small se large hua hai ... abhi patiala hona baki hai

Yeh nigahen nashtar, yeh honth kausar ... meri aagosh mein hosh bhi behosh hoga ... ab bhi waqt hai nikal lo bhailog ... nahi toh kal subah afsoos hoga

Yeh shokhi, yeh adaayen, yeh baankpan ... inki keemat bhala duniya tay kar sakti hai kya ... achcha chal itna bata teeno ka milake package mein kuch kam karti hai kya

Badtameezi ek bimaari hai ... aaisi bimaari joh dheere dheere waqt ke saath budhape mein badal jaati hai ... main kehta hoon jab tak budhapa nahi aata ... todhi badtameezi hi kar lete hai

Shaadi ke basic concept mein hi jhol hai

Ishq meri sehat ke liye achcha nahi hai

Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsurat thi ... yah waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?

Shaadi is dal chawal for pachaas saal till you die ... arre life mein thoda bahut keema pav, tangdi kabab, hakka noodle bhi hona chahiye nah?

Tumhare jaisi ladkiyan flirting ke liye nahi ... ishq ke liye bani hai

Tumhari smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai? ... mere paas dil hota na, teri smile pe pakka aa jaata

22 tak padhai, 25 pe naukri, 26 pe chokri, 30 pe bachche, 60 pe retirement ... aur phir maut ka intezaar ... dhat aaisi ghisi piti life thodi jeena chahta hoon

Main udna chahta hoon, daudna chahta hoon, girna bhi chahta hoon ... bus rukna nahi chahta

Mechanic doctor hota hai ... gaddion da doctor

Mari hui murgi ka bhav aaj kal zyada hai

Mere dhande mein do cheez ki zaroorat hai ... himmat aur talent

Mera kaam toh pyar se hota hai ... hathyaar se nahi

Aaj tak maine ek hi insaan se pyar kara hai ... khud se ... par ab tum se bhi karoonga aur palang todh pyar karoonga

Duniya ke saare kamyaab chor suit boot hi pehente hai ... joh nahi pehente woh pakde jaate hai

Tum abhi bachchi ho ... badi ho jao jaldi ... zindagi bitani hai tumhare saath

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Mere seene mein dil nahi dost ... jigar hai jigar ... aur woh kabhi tootta nahi

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

Zara si savdaani ... zindagi bhar aasaani

Tu na badi cool lagti hai mujhe ... aur hot bhi kitni hai tu

Mujhe susu aayi hai

Ho jeb mein jab sirf pachaas dollar ... pooche kyun sawaal aaise uthake collar ... jode hai humne paise gin gin ... ho sadaa pyara motel "Happy Inn"

Ladkiya hamesha ek doosre se aaise kyun milti hai ... jaise abhi abhi pagal khane se nikli ho

Mujhe tumhe waise dekhne mein koi interest nahi hai