dialogues for cast:

Har kahani ka happy ending ho sakta hai ... agar sahi waqt par end kardo toh

Main yeh nahi keh raha ki mere saath apni sari zindagi bitao ... kisse chahiye life long commitment? ... bas ek ek din karke jeeyenge ... na baad ka soochenge, na pehle ka yaad rakhenge ... bas aaj ko sambhalenge aur kya pata shayad aaise hi poori zindagi kat jayegi

Nazar teer par nahi ... nishaane par honi chahiye

Main paisa ghode par nahi ... jockey par lagata hoon

Badla jitna purana hota hai ... utna hi khatarnak hota hai

Race hamesha meri thi aur meri hi rahegi ... kyun ki main is race ka sabse purana khiladi hoon

I keel dead peepal!

Goli chalane ke liye plan nahi ... jigra chahiye

Hamare yahan badla lene ki parampara hai ... koi corporate culture nahi hai ... ki agli deal mein purane nuksaan ko adjust kar lenge

Maa ne kaha tha beta kabhi kisi ka dil nahi todna ... toh humne dil ko chhodke baki sab toda

Chalo hum toh bhool jaye ... par yeh gussa hai ki maanta nahi

Kya karen badi buri aadat hai hamari ... nark ke darwaaze ke samne khade hokar paap karte hai

Hamari goli jaan nahi leti boss ... doosro ke andhar janwar jaga deti hai

Jab hum aayenge garmi thodi badh jayegi ... pata chal hi jayega

Aaisi koi harkat mat karna jisse hamara apmaan ho ... kahin bhaura gaye, toh pehle maar maarke badan ko dard denge ... phir maar denge

Brahman bhuka toh Sudama, samjha toh Chanakya aur rootha toh Ravan

If I slept with you, you also slept with me

Saala itna pressure, itna pressure ... cooker jaise feel kar raha hoon main ... tarkaari pak rahi hai andar

You really hate me na? ... and i love that

Postcard shot hai tumhari aankhen ... perfect ... khwaab dikha deti hai logon ko ... joh bhi inhe dekhta hai apne aap ko dhoondta hai in mein

Ek level ke baad insaan nahi ... daaru bolne lagti hai

Jee lenge hum ... is gham ko bhi pee lenge hum

Hot ho tum .... arre darr lagta hai mujhe ki kahin touch ho gayi toh jal na jaon main

Social service hai tumhari smile ... dekho dekho tension kam ho rahe hai duniya mein

Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein ... yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?

Jhoot main bol nahi sakta ... aur sach tum pakad logi

Intelligence aur performance ... background ka mohtaj nahi hota

Wohi meri duniya, wohi meri puja ... uske sivah nahi aur koi duja

Tu hamesha correct baat bol deti hai jaaneman

Mard mein bahut dard pehda kar deti hai tumhari smile

Kabhi kabhi hamari marzi ... Allah ki marzi nahi hoti

Kabhi kabhi bina kisi ko pasand kiye hum mein unhe help karna chahiye ... kyun ki yahi sahi tarika hai