dialogues for cast:

Sirf janam se rishtey nahi bante ... pyar se bhi rishtey bante hai

Koi aur jeete, uske liye aaise dil se taali bajao jaise tum apne liye sunna chahti ho ... toh is tarah kabhi koi haarta nahi hai ... hum sub kisi na kisi tarah jeet ke hissedaar hote hai

Life is strange people are stranger ... har sundar cheez mein hota hai kuch danger ... zinda rehne ke bhi badalte hai ab fashion ... Jimmy ki life ka yahi toh hai tashan

Tumse milne se pehle maine sirf apne aap se pyar kiya hai ... aur tumse milne ke baad maine sirf pyar kiya hai

Tumhari badkismat hai ki tum jeet gaye

Main apni haar ko bhi celebrate karta hoon

Joh aadmi bahut hasta hai ... woh rota bhi bahut hai

Race car nahin ... chalane waala jeet-ta hai

Aaj zindagi ki race lagate hain ... joh jeet gaya, sabkuch uska

Mujhe sirf imaandaar logon se darr lagta hai

Tum kabhi jeet nahin paye ... kyunki tum hamesha mujhe harane ki soochte the ... aur main kabhi hara nahin ... kyunki main hamesha jeetne ki soochta tha

Mujhe harakar koi meri jaan bhi le jaye, mujhe manzoor hai ... lekin dhokha dene waale ko main dubara mauka nahi deta

I can talk cars, I can walk cars ... infact main khud hi ek car hoon

Kal kisi ne nahi dekha hai ... aur kya pata kal aaye ya nahi aaye ... aur main apna har kal aaj mein badal doonga

Chor chori se jaye lekin hera pheri se na jaye

Tu toh bewakoof haiga ... chutiya toh aadmi shaadi ke baad hi hove hai

Main juttha toh kutte ka jaana ... aur sachcha toh teri maa ka khasam ... bhenchod!

Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya ... dhaage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay chutiya ... aur joh dhaaga hainch lo, toh kaun hai bewakoof aur kaun hai chutiya, crore rupiye ka prashan hai bhaiya

Sachchai recipes ki tarah hoti hai ... kuch batane mein mazaa hai, kuch chupane mein

Main perfect nahi hoon, tum perfect nahi ho aur zindagi kabhi perfect nahi hogi ... par tum mere liye hamesha perfect hogi

Aapki har baat paison se shuru hoti hai ... aur paison par khatam hoti hai

It's my Tom Cruise look yaar

Main sabse zyada aur hamesha ... sirf tumse pyar karoonga

Yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai ... aur hamare pass waqt bahut kam hai

Sachcha pyar kabhi adhoora nahi rehta ... ek na ek din toh woh poora hoga hi ... kyun ki yeh zindagi bahut lambi hai

Mohabbat ki amanat bahut bhaari hoti hai

Main shayar toh nahi magar aye haseen ... aage ki lines main jaanta nahi

Only asking you to dance yaar ... not maarooing chance

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Soocho, soocho ... aur soochne ke liye main tumhe apni saari zindagi deta hoon

Pyar ka pehla kadam dosti hai, aur aakhri bhi ... bus beech ke kadam reh gaye hain

Zindagi mein khush rehne ke liye sirf teen cheezon ki zaroorat hoti hai ... achcha khana, achchi gaadiyan aur achchi ladkiyan