dialogues for cast:

Vyavastha mein kami kaam ke class ko gira deti hai ... aur hum class aur mass, dono ke liye kaam karte hai

Joh aurat doosri aurat ki izzat na kare ... hamari nazar mein woh aurat hi nahi

Ek hota hai policewala aur ek hota hai gunda ... hum kehlate hai policewala gunda

Hum unhi ko thokte hai joh ke zaroorat se zyada bhaukte hai

Jiske aage ho Ali aur peeche Bajrangbali ... uska kya ukhaadega Bali ya Baahubali

Narazgi is baat ki nahi hai humein ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse ... narazgi toh is baat ki hai ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse jab hum nahi the

Maarenge bhi hum aur bachayenge bhi hum ... yeh tumhari aatma dekhegi aur ghanta kuch nahi kar payegi

Kuch rishtey zindagi se hote hai aur kuch rishtey khoon se ... mera paas dono hi the

Logon ka yeh maanna hai ki duniya mein sirf saat kahaniyan hai ... lekin main yeh maanta hoon ki duniya mein jitne log hai utni hi kahaniyan hai

Yeh sher boodha zaroor ho gaya hai ... lekin shikaar karna nahi bhoola

Har muskurate huye chehre ke peeche ek dard chupa hota hai ... aur shayad wohi dard aapko zinda rakhta hai

Jitne safed baal mere sar aur daari mein hai ... usse kahin zyada rangeen meri zindagi rahi hai

Aksar log mujhse poochte hai ki mera surname kya hai, jaati kya hai, dharam kya hai ... aur main unse muskurake kehta hoon ... ki is desh ke naam pe mere bauji ne mera naam Bharat rakha ... ab itne badhe naam ke aage jaati, dharam, surname lagake na toh apna aur na hi is desh ka maan kam kar sakta hoon

Yeh zindagi ki race ke jhatke hai ... yeh pehda hone se pehle shuru hote hai ... aur na marne ke baad khatam hote hai

Pariwar ke liye agar kisi ki jaan bhi leni pade ... tab bhi hum peeche nahi hatenge

Yeh race zindagi ki race hai ... kisi ki zindagi leke hi khatam hogi

Jis race se mujhe nikaalne ki baat kar rahe hai yeh bewakoof ... woh nahi jaante hai ... us race ka sikandar main hoon

Maa kehti thi ... English tubelight jaisi English khopdi hai meri ... joh aayega, dhere dhere aayega ... magar aayega pakka, bharpoor

Yakeen ek tubelight ki tarah hota hai ... der se jalta hai ... lekin jab jalta hai, toh full light kar deta hai

Uparwale ki marzi shayad tujhe maaf kare ya na kare ... lekin mera kaam hai tujhe uparwale ke paas pahunchana

Is duniya ki shuruvat insaaniyat se hui hai ... aur aaj is duniya ko sirf ek hi mazhab ki zaroorat hai ... aur woh hai insaaniyat

Shikaar toh sab karte hai, lekin tiger se behtar shikaar koi nahi karta

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

Wrestling koi khel nahi hai ... yeh woh dangal hai joh insaan apni zindagi mein apne aap se ladta hai

Tere body ki dish purani hai ... par channel tanne jawani waale chahiye

Asli wrestler woh nahi hota joh medal uthaye ... asli wrestler woh hota hai joh zindagi se lade aur usse haraye

Kisaan aur pehalwan mein ek hi cheez ek jaise hove hai ... woh hai maati

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai

Koi tumhe tab tak nahi hara sakta ... jab tak tum khud se na haar jao

Asli pehalwan ki pehchaan akhade mein nahi, zindagi mein hove hai ... taki jab zindagi tumhe patke toh tum phir khade ho ... aur aaisa daanv maro ki zindagi chitt ho jaye

Ravan ke saare paap karenge zero ... maryada purushottam hamare hero