dialogues for cast:

Tumhe roothne ka poora haq hai ... lekin tumhe manane ka adhikaar mujhse koi nahi cheen sakta

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Kisi ke haath chalte hai toh kisi ke pair ... hamare dono chalte hai

Har family mein problem hai ... par woh khush naseeb hai jinki family hoti hai

Jiske dil mein Ram base ho ... uske liye koi bhi cheez asambhav nahi hai

Hum Bajrangbali ke bakht hai ... mar jayenge lekin jhoot nahi bolenge

Sab sukh lahe tumhari sharna, tum rakshak kahu ko darna ... sankat hate mite sab peera, joh sumrai Hanumat balbeera

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Aaj ke baad agar tune mere dost ki taraf aankh bhi uthakar dekha ... toh Yamuna mein pani nahi ... tera khoon bahega

Rishtey ko mazboot hona chahiye ... majboor nahi

Mujhse joh dushmani modh leta hai ... uspe uparwaala reham toh kar deta hai, magar main nahi

Main tumhare saath bhuda hona chahta hoon ... tumhare wajah se nahi

Aap devil ke peeche, devil aapke peeche ... too much fun

Woh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho

Chehre par gussa, mann mein gaali ... goli bhi chalali ... phir bhi dono haath khali

Mere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi

One man can make a difference!

Mere parivar se ulajhne se pehle mere baare mein jaan lete ... toh achcha hota

Aap thank you mat kahiye ... instead teen logon ki madad ki jiye aap ... aur un teeno se kehna ki woh teen aur ki madad karen ... duniya badal jayegi

Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega

Khush naseeb hote hai woh bete jinke ghar mein aaisa baap pehda hota hai

A for Apple teh H for Hen ... Pathan is saying ki there and then ... kuch bhi le lena lekin Pathan ke yaar se panga na lena

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

Saath chalna hoga ... zinda ya murda

Akal ke aane ke liye shakal ke bighadneka kyun intezar kar rahe the tum?

Utna hi maaro ... jitna ki khud bardaash kar sako

Sudhar jao ... varna agar hum sudhaarne par utar aaye ... toh bahut nuksaan ho jayega

Maa ki jhooti kasam nahi khaate hai ... jhootiya saala

Waqt tumhara kharab aaya hai aur din hum gine

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?

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