dialogues for cast:

Yeh thopade ka design toh pehli baar dekh raha hoon

Akele peeye toh aadmi dear ho jaye ... saath peeye toh aadmi near ho jaye

Maafi maangne waale do kisam ke log hote hai ... ek joh maafi maangkar galti dobara nahi repeat karte hai ... aur doosre joh ke maafi maangkar aage ki ladai ke liye tayaari karte hai

I am a bad boy ... thoda sa ziddi, thoda sa awara, thoda sa pagal, thoda sa nakara ... yani total milake I am a bad boy

Main characterless zaroor hoon ... lekin itna bhi less nahi

Jab goli nishane par lagti hai toh apne seene se nikalti hai ... apno ke kaleje ko cheer deti hai

Tere vaaste ek lakh jawaniyan ... par yeh jawani desh ke liye

Maa achchi hai ... apna khayal rakhti hai ... aur main desh ka khayal rakhta hoon

Filmy gaane gayega toh paise kamayega ... varna upar waale ke naam par bhookha marr jayega

Burre waqt ki ek baat achchi hoti hai ... ki woh bhi guzar jaata hai

Ek kahani khatam ... ek nayi zindagi shuru

Har cheez karo limit ke andar ... lekin pyar limit ke bahut baahar

Style sikhaya ja sakta hai ... saadgi yah simplicity nahi

Agar Priya Mercedes hai toh tu Maruti ... agar Priya Boeing hai toh tu bhail-gadi ... agar Priya Kohinoor ka heera hai toh tu Kohinoor ka basmati chawal ... agar Priya kabil hai toh tu Kabuli chana

Propose karne mein itna pause lega ... toh woh tujhe dispose karke chali jayegi

Tu Superman hai? ... Spiderman hai? ... abhe tu common man hai

There is only one thing I cannot stand ... is a one night stand

Joh kuch bhi main kahoonga, sach main kahoonga ... ja rahi ho tum door, par main touch mein rahoonga

99% ladkiyo ko unka mann pasand ladka mil jaata hai ... lekin 99% ladko ko unki pasand ki ladkiya kabhi nahi milti

Shaadi is mind blowing ... sometimes blowing mind

Yahan se nau do gyarah ho ja ... nahi toh teri zindagi mein aaj ke baad barah toh kya ... kabhi kuch bhi nahi bajega

Is duniya mein do logon ki koi kadar hi nahi ... ek joh haan bole, bhale hi woh maut ke liye haan bole ... doosra joh de, bhale hi woh apni jaan de

Mere hi haathon mein likhi hai taqdeer meri ... aur meri hi taqdeer pe mera bas nahi chalta

Har ek ki khushi ke saath kisi ka dukh judha hota hai ... aur har ek ki zindagi ke saath kisi ki maut

This is a race between man and machine ... he may have the better machine but I'm a better man

After every sunset there's a sun rise ... ek naya din, ek nayi umeed, ek nayi shuruvat

Jis din main baap ban gaya na ... main apne bachche se chun chun ke gin gin ke badle loonga

Dil ki aawaz kaano se nahi dil se suni jaati hai

Badminton court jao, tennis court jao, food court jao ... lekin woh court mat jaana

Haste huye chehre ka gham padhna kitna mushkil hota hai

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

Jab ek aurat se itna dukh utha liya ... toh doosri aurat se thoda sa sukh uthana yaar