dialogues for cast:

Jahan lad-ka aur lad-ki ho ... wahan lad-na toh hoga hi na

Chori ke aam ka har koi deewana ... joh pakda gaya woh chor hai aur joh bach gaya woh sayana

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

Kamini se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji bhabhi ji kaisi hai?

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Hamara naam hamari personality ko shoba deta hai ... Chulbul Pandey

Bharosa bhi hai, himmat bhi hai aur taqat bhi ... aur pagalpan hadh se zyada

Abhi tak sabko nehlaya hai ... ab sabko dhounga

Hum yahan ke Robinhood hai ... Robinhood Pandey

There izz always a first time, always a next time

Hum tum mein itne ched karenge ... ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le ... aur paadein kahan se

Apne apne funde hai

Joh police ki baat karta hai wahi police se darta hai

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

Tujhe har goli ka hisaab dena parta hai ... main jitni bhi chalaon ... mujhe koi hisaab nahin dena parta

Suar hamesha group mein shikaar karte hai ... aur sher akele

Mujhe khud ko bhi nahin pata ... ki kitna kamina hoon main

Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai

Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake

Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta

Bahut goor raha hai ... kya behen ki shaadi karayega muhjse?

Main sirf money bhai ke liye kaam karta hoon

Tu ladki ke peeche bhagega, ladki paise ke peeche bhagegi ... tu paise ke peeche bhagega, ladki tere peeche bhagegi

Pyar badi hi khoobsurat cheez hai ... lekin pyar akele todhi aata hai ... apne saath complications bhi lekar aata hai

Bandh ghadi bhi chaubees ghante mein do baar sahi waqt dikhati hai

Jab bhi main tumhe taqleef mein paonga ... sabse pehle main apna haath badaonga

Achche waqt ki ek kharabi hai ... achcha waqt khatam ho jaata hai ... lekin bure waqt ki ek achchai hai ... ke woh bhi khatam ho jaata hai

Tu kaam karta gaya, main ishq karta gaya ... tera naam hota gaya, main badnaam hota gaya

Abhe ghar toh kya, tu kabhi raaste mein bhi dikhayi diya na ... toh chehre ka design badal doongaa