dialogues for cast:

Jab dhoonde mard biwi ke saath bahar waali ko rakhne ka bahana ... toh reh jaata hai bilkul akela holding a banana

Iodex lagane se theek hoti hai moch, B-Tex lagane se theek hoti hai khujli ... dil lagane nikle joh pati, usse maarke current gira deti hai bijli

Chaukidar kare chaukidari, wafaadari toh kutta bhi karta hai ... joh kare biwi se bewafai, usse wafaa toh kutta bhi nahi karta hai

Dhoodh ka mazaa tab aata hai jab us mein ho elaichi, badam aur pista ... jab dil se dil mil jaate hai toh ban jaata hai bhai behen ka rishta

Dhood ke phatne se banti hai malai ... suit ke phatne se hoti hai silai ... bhoot ke darr se phatte jiski, uski toh rab hi kare bhalai

To win matches you have to take great catches

Time time ki baat hai, kabhi din hai kabhi raat hai ... khatam ho jaye joh coffee ke bina, woh mulaqat koi mulaqat hai

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

Mumbai ... ek aaisa station jahan koi bhi musafir kabhi akele nahi utarta ... uske saath koi na koi sapna zaroor utarta hai

Aadmi musafir hota hai hero ... aata hai, jaata hai

Is mein sirf ek goli, aur bheje ki khali kholi ... peeche ka khadda do centimeter ka, aur samne se thopda Mr.India

Ab dekh tamasha ... dhikhata hoon tereko Bipasha

Ab Gandhiji ko hi le lo ... puri zindagi ahinsa ahinsa ke peeche bhaagte rahe ... aur humne unki photo aaisi cheez par chaap di ... joh hinsa ki sabse badi jhad hai ... paisa

Jahan dekhi laundiya, nachne laga dandiya

Taqdeer teri chutti pe hai, maut tere sarr pe hai ... lekin baatein aise karta hai, jaise zindagi tere bistar pe hai

Waqt ne tumhe hamesha dhokha diya hai ... lekin is baar woh tumhare saath chalega

Boyfriend bole toh?

Do-sau-che type ka sirf haddi hai ... todhne ke time apun log sochte they kya

Agar do logon mein connection ho na, feelings ho na ... toh dil ki awaaz dil se sun sakte hai

Carrom ramwanu, juice pivanu ... mazza ni life

Aye Mamu ... jadoo ki jhappi de daal aur baat khatam

Jab tum smile karta hai na ... toh aisa lagta hai ki kya mast life hai

Woh bahar casualty mein koi marne ki haalat mein raha ... to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya?

Dost mar sakta hai ... lekin dosti nahi

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi

Kahani mein twist ho na ... toh mazaa aata hai

Taqdeer tera bistara garam karna chahti hai ... aur tujhe sofe pe sona hai

Saara din tu bhaukega ... ya kaatega bhi

Sawaal yeh nahi hai ki bar mein kitni daru hai ... sawaal yeh hai ki tu kitni pee sakta hai

Bandook se kisi ki jaan li ja sakti hai ... kisi ka dil nahi jeet sakte

Apun ke ghar mein aake, apun ko gaali deke, apun ko dhamkakar, apun ko badmash bolkar agar tum zinda khada hai na ... toh isse badke aur koi sharafat nahi ho sakti

Today corruption is a part of our lives ... an honest man is a liability