dialogues for cast:

Ek pal mein beta bana liya ... aur doosre hi pal mein paraya kar diya

Koi bhi ullu ka patha sirf ek angoothi pehanakar tumko mujhse nahi cheen sakta ... tum meri ho, sirf meri

Joh shaadi waale ghar mein seva karta hai ... usko bahut sundar dulhan milti hai

Main ek Hindustani hoon ... aur main jaanta hoon ki ek Hindustani ladki ki izzat kya hoti hai

Toh kya hua agar maine jhoot sirf tumhe paane ke liye kaha tha ... toh kya hua agar tumhare chehre ke sivah mujhe koi aur chehra dikhai nahi deta ... toh kya hua agar tumhare naam ke sivah mujhe koi aur naam yaad nahi rehta ... toh kya hua agar yeh awara tumhe deewano ki tarah pyar karta hai ... toh kya hua ... pyar sab kuch toh nahi hota na

Agar tum galat raaste par chaloge ... toh ho sakta hai shuruvat mein tumhe bahut kamyabi mile, bahut khushiya mile ... magar anth mein tumhari haar hogi ... aur agar sahi raaste par chaloge ... toh bhale hi shuruvat mein tumhe kadam kadam par thokarein mile, musibaton ka samna karna pade, pareshani ho ... magar anth mein hamesha jeet hogi

Agar yeh tujhe pyar karti hai toh yeh palat ke dekhegi ... palat ... palat!

Tumhari jaisi ladki ke saath, mere jaise ladke ka hona ... bahut zaroori hai

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai

Main joh bhi kaam karta hoon ... apni sharton pe hi karta hoon

Joh cheez mujhe nahi milti ... main usse barbaad kar deta hoon

Uski yaad ek amanat hai ... ek bahut hi haseen, bahut hi pyari, bahut hi keemti amanat hai

Pardes mein agar apne saath ho na ... toh desh ban jaata hai ... varna desh bhi pardes lagta hai

Joh taar se nikli hai, woh dhun sabne suni hai ... joh saans pe ghuzri hai, woh kis dil ko pata hai

Naam loonga toh woh badnaam ho jayegi

Sachchi mohabbat ko pechaanne ke liye aankhon ki nahi ... dil ki zaroorat hoti hai

I love you KKKKK ... Kiran

Tune mujhe power of attorney nahi ... apni taqdeer ka woh kohra panna de diya hai ... jis par main jab chahoon teri barbadi ka ithihaas likh sakta hoon

Tumhari haalat ek us aphahij jaisi ho gayi hai ... jisse chalne ke liye baisaakhi ki zaroorat toh hai ... lekin usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi hai

Kitaabein mehbooba se behtar hoti hai ... atleast intezaar toh nahi karwarti

Burai milne mein nahi hai ... burai chup chupkar milne mein hai

Ab sailaab aayega Madan Chopra ... sailaab aayega

Udne ki baat parinde karte hai ... tutte huye par nahi

Kabhi kabhi jeetne ke liye kuch haarna bhi padta hai ... aur haar kar jeetne waale ko baazigar kehte hai

Agar main chota kaam karoonga na ... toh chota hi ban kar reh jaonga

Saatve asmaan ko choone ki koshish karte karte ... yeh main pataal mein pahunch gaya hoon

Assi tussi piyange lassi

Degree se sirf certificate milta hai ... akal nahi

Ladki aisi honi chahiye ... thodi si namkeen, thodi si khatti, thodi si meethi ... rang aisa ki chandni ki ujaale mein jaise thoda sa shaam ka andhera shamil ho

Dalle aur pille ke saath ek jaisa suluk karna chahiye ... agar baat se na maane, toh laat maarni chahiye

Pyar bheek se nahi milta

Haar tab hoti hai jab haar maan li jaye