dialogues for cast:

Main bhi kitna harami hoon, dono taraf dhol bajhata hoon ... udhar se maal kamata hoon, idhar se naam kamata hoon

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

Dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki, dhak ki tiki ... dhaa!

Yeh Teja Teja kya hai ... yeh Teja Teja

Jab koi bachcha nahin sota, to uski maa kehti hai ki ... soja soja soja nahin toh Gogo aa jayega

Aaya hoon, kuch to loot kar jaunga ... khandani chor hoon main, khandani ... Mogambo ka bhatija, Gogo

Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main

Aaj ke zamane mein izzat ussi ki hai ... joh ya toh kisi ka kuch bighad sakta ho ya phir savaar sakta ho

Pehle tolo ... phir bolo!

Main us haramzade ko aaisi bhayanak maut doonga ... ki kaali duniya ka har mujrim gaddari ke naam se kaanp uthega

Kabhi kabhi kahin ruk jana hi achcha hota hai ... varna manzil peeche reh jaati hai aur insaan aage nikal jaata hai

Mere bedroom ka darwaza bhi meri tarah romantic hai ... ladki andar aa jaye aur jab tak romance poora na ho ... tab tak khulta hi nahi hai

Alla re alla inspector Bhinde alla ... haath mein leke kanoon ka tala

Mere kanne chakku hai!

Jab tak is jag mein paap ka raj hai ... tab tak Jagraj hai

Main tujhe aaisi maut maroonga ... ki marne ke baad tera bejaan jism mere naam se kaanpega

Yeh duniya badi gol hai ... uske andhar lamba chauda hole hai ... hum dono ka bahut bada role hai

Yeh duniya bahut badi aur lambi hai ... magar Dhanraj ke haath usse kahin zyada bade aur lambe hai

Apun ke dhande ke andhar rishta nahi ... fayda soocha jaata hai

Kanoon jazbaat ki nahi sabooton ki zabaan sunta hai

Suraj paschim se nikal sakta hai ... chandni aag barsa sakti hai ... lekin tujh jaisa mujrim kabhi nahi sudhar sakta

Hasso mat ... aaj se tumhare rone ke din shuru ho gaye hai

Shabdon ke teer maar maarkar mujhe aur zakhmi mat kar

Main aaya hoon yahan par tere liye ... aur tu banayi gayi hai mere liye

Mein ek nanha sa, pyara sa, chota sa bachcha hoon

Pehle khoon ke baad aadmi kanoon se darta hai ... lekin do-char khoon karne ke baad kanoon aadmi se darta hai

Talvar jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan bach jaati hai ... lekin kalam ki nok jab tootti hai toh aadmi ki jaan chali jaati hai

Tune apni zindagi mein bade bade shaitan dekhe honge ... lekin aaj teri mulaqat shaitanon ke shahenshah Shaadilal se ho rahi hai ... jiske paas insaan toh kya, khud shaitan panah maangne aate hai

Zameen pe rhengne waala keeda kitna bhi bada kyun na ho ... usse masalne ke liye pair ka ek angootha hi kaafi hai

Ghamand toh ek sheesha hai joh toot kar hi rehta hai

Har positive ka negative hota hai ... roshni ke baad andhera zaroor hota hai

Har insaan ko apni zindagi jeene ka aur apni maut marne ka haq hai ... lekin hum mein maut ko bhoolkar, zindagi ko gaale laga lena chahiye