dialogues for cast:

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon ... TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha ... lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva ... jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva ... vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na ... lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Bandhe perfect nahi hote ... rishtey perfect hote hai

Sirf dimaag bada hai tera, dil itna sa ... aur woh toh usse bhi chota hai

My daddy cry if I fail ... then I hit you and go to jail ... but don't worry I get easy bail ... then I again hit you, again jail, again bail ... then jail bail, jail bail, jail bail ... and one day your heart fail

Hamara income high ho na ho ... outcome toh hamara bhi world class hai

Sapno ka koi class nahi hota ... koi class nahi hota

Akad ki bhi aukaad hoti hai

Dosti karne ki galti toh kar li hai maine ... toh ab dushmani karne ka mauka bhi nahi jaane doonga

Jab shareer kaakdi jaisa ho na, toh baatein Bheem wali nahi karni chahiye

Tum ek maaroge toh hazar aayenge ... tum hazar maaroge toh poora Hindustan aayega

Ab hum sirf border paar nahi karenge ... hum border hi badal denge

Taqatwar ko farak na padta ki pehla vaar kisne kiya hai ... kyun ki woh jaanta hai ki aakhri vaar wohi karega

Duniya ka koi bhi fauji jab jung mein jaata hai, toh apni bandook mein goli aur jeb mein barood rakhta hai ... lekin Hindustan ka fauji jab jung mein jaata hai, toh apne sar pe kafan aur dil mein tiranga rakhta hai

Hum puja bhale hi Ram ki kare, lekin tevar Parshuram ke rakhte hai

Fauji hoon, vapas toh aana hi hai ... ya toh jeetkar ya yaad bankar ... lekin aana zaroor hai