dialogues for cast:

Logon ke kaam pe tavajoh dena seekh ... unke baap ke naam pe nahi

Kabhi kabhi nuksaan rok lena faide se behtar hota hai

Kuch rishtey karzon ki tarah hote hai ... unhe nibhana nahi, chukana padta hai

Ab zindagi ki cycle pe toh maarna padega pedal ... chahe mile ya na mile medal

Sab badiya hai

Pehle line mein honesty ... doosre line mein molesty

Iski pehli line aafat thi ... lekin last line mein rahat thi

Salamat hai har woh bete ka papa ... jiske saath hai Ganpati Bappa

Pehli line mein panga ... doosri line mein main nanga

College mein aata hoon lekin lecture mein nahi aata hoon ... six pack mein aata hoon lekin family pack mein nahi aata hoon ... bus mein aata hoon lekin kisi ke bas mein nahi

Life mein main sirf do cheezon ki izzat karta hoon ... ek maa aur doosra khana ... kyun ki ek humein janam deti hai aur doosri humein zinda rakhti hai

Duniya ka sabse amir insaan bhi na maa baap ke bina gareeb hota hai

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Raja ki izzat hai na koi Saundarya sabun ki tikiya nahi hai ... joh tu gis-giske dho-dhoke phek daale

Tumhari mansik isthithi aaj thodi gadbad lag rahi hai ... hum kal phir aayenge

Prem ka samay toh kabka khatam ho gaya ... hum toh seedha shaadi rachayenge

Middle class baap se provident fund ke paise maangna ... unki kidney maangne barabar hai

Poore duniya mein sabse kamzor dil ek Indian baap ka hota hai

Hamare desh mein bache ke janam se hi uski balance sheet ban'ne lagti hai ... ladka equal to asset ... ladki equal to liability ... asset ke janam ki khushi mein boondi ke laddu bat'te hai aur liability ke janam ke mauke pe saste pedhe ... ladka kitna bhi nalayak ho, uski value badhti hi jaati hai ... aur ladki kitni bhi honhaar ho, uski entry asset column mein nahi hoti

Hum hamesha sochte the ... jis se shaadi karenge na hum, uski zindagi ban jayegi ... par tumko dekhne ke baad humko aisa lagta hai ... ki jis se tumhari shaadi hogi na, uski zindagi ban jayegi

Kamata hoon Dirham mein lekin kharachta hoon rupai mein ... khata hoon inki lekin sunta hoon sirf Modi ji ki

Tu Munna Bhai hoga lekin main Circuit nahi hoon ... tu Batman hoga lekin main Birdman nahi hoon ... tu hero hoga lekin ab main bhi hero hoon

Log kehte hai apne dushman ko maaf kar dena chahiye ... main bhi yahi maanta hoon ... lekin unhe tadpa tadpake maarne ke baad

Sache dil se ki gai har koshish ... kisi bhi haar jeet se badi hoti hai

We dance to express ... not to impress

Agar koi music feel kar sakta hai ... then anybody can dance!

Sahi direction mein utha har kadam ... apne aap mein ek manzil hai ... after all life is all about the next step

Itni moti hai yeh ... ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle "To Be Continued" aayega

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you ... aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na ... I'll poke you

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai ... dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga ... aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

Aap karen toh raas leela ... main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela