dialogues for cast:

Problem aur solution ka faasla sirf ghutne aur zameen tak ka hota hai ... aur ek baar sajda kiya toh problems khatam

Tera pati hai na harami, tedha hai par tera hai

Hamari har samasya ki marramat NASA se karvane jayenge ... toh hum satyanasa ho jayenge

There's no science without experiments

Mere scientist ban'ne ka koi matlab nahi hai ... agar mera science mere desh ke kaam na aaye

Poori duniya se kaho copy that

A dream is not what you see in sleep ... a dream is something which does not let you sleep

(Tum yeh jung jeet nahi sakte) - Jeet toh hum tab hi gaye the jab humne ladne ka faisla kiya tha ... baaki toh marna maarna hai ... chalta rahega

Ladne se sirf dushman khatam hota hai ... aur pani pilane se dushmani

Aaj meri paghdi bhi kesari ... joh bahega mera lahu bhi kesari ... aur mera jawab bhi kesari

Kismat ki bhi ek khasiyat hoti hai ... kismat ka paiya ghoomta hai na ... toh saare paase apne aap hi palat jaate hai

Big company having money for doing R&D ... research and development ... I poor, I doing T&F ... try and fail

No problem means you not living ... problem coming, chance for living

Meri machine ka kaam karodon kamana nahi ... karodon ke kaam aana hai

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

You thinking I mad ... but mad only becoming famous

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Bada khiladi wohi nahi hota joh ball goal mein marta hai ... bada khiladi woh bhi hai joh ball ko wahan tak pahuncha de jidhar se goal kiya ja sakta hai

Unka desh mein, unhi ka public ke samne, unka king ka aage, unko harayega

Koi bhi sapna impossible nahi hai ... agar hum milke yeh vishvas rakhe ki yeh sapna poora hoga

Desh keval zameen se aur border se nahi banta hai ... desh banta hai jab sab deshvasiyon ki aankhon mein ek hi sapna hota hai

Apni policy hai parayi TV aur parayi biwi on na karo bhaiya ... current lagega

Seedhe chalogi ya jump marogi

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

Chashme se leke joote tak saare brand nakli videshi hai ... par saala aadmi desi hoon

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake

Itni door se aaya hoon ... kuch toh karne do

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti