dialogues for cast:

Hum jis din apni aukaat par aaye na ... by god us din tumhare adab ki pudiya banakar tumhare pichwade mein ghused denge ... na paadein niklengi na huggi

Haathon mein tera haath ho aur safar pe tera saath ho ... aankhon mein dalkar aankhen bin kahe hi saari baat ho

Khushboo tumhari zulfon ki ab tak basi hai saanson mein ... mehak jaati hai rooh meri jab aati ho tum baahon mein

Tune aankhon se joh keh di thi woh baat kaise bhoolunga ... tere sang mein joh guzri thi woh raat kaise bhoolunga

Meri uniform meri aadat hai ... jaise ki saans lena, apne desh ki raksha karna

Matlab baazi jeetne se hai ... phir chahe pyada qurbaan ho ya phir rani

La la lori ... baahon mein aaja gori

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Their father must be a baker because they have perfect buns

Aadmi ki fitrat hi aaisi hai ... chhot lagti hai na toh aadmi maa maa hi chilata hai sabse pehle

Saath hai toh kuch hai ... varna nothing

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Koi bole Ram-Ram, koi khudaye, koi sevegosaiya, koi alaye ... rab ko manne ke tarike aur jagah alag alag ho sakte hai ... par rab ka ghar ek hi hota hai

Ladkiyon ko nakhun sirf rang lagane ke liye nahi bhadana chahiye ... koi chhede toh uske chehre ko noch lena chahiye

Chidiyon se main baaz ladaun ... gidderon se main sher banaun ... sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... tabhe Gobind Singh naam kahaun

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Ek baimaan ki aankhen band karo ... toh baaki saare baimaano ki aankhen apne aap khul jaati hai

Main toh mar jaonga ... tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Seedhi tarah paisa de ... varna chaabi waala taala nahi seal waala taala lagaonga

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Janwaron ko tehzeeb sikha di hum insaano ne ... ab insaano ko insaaniyat sikhane ke din aa gaye hai

Har woh aadmi joh galat dekhkar aankhen nahi pherta ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh ghoos dene waale ko ghus-ghuske maare ... woh Gabbar hai ... joh sarkari aadmi aircondition room mein behatkar logon ko tang karte hai, unka pasina chhudvaye ... woh Gabbar hai

Achcha lage toh welcome ... bura lage toh bheed kam

One kiss burns many calories ... want to lose some weight?

I hate sorries!

Sabke karam samne aayenge ... woh kya hai na karma rishvat nahi leta