dialogues for cast:

Mere baap ne do shaadiyan ki hai, do ... ek meri maa ke saath ... aur ek apni naukri ke saath

Pani mein dubohkar, shareer ko bhighokar ... sabun laga lagakar nahana padega

Duniya ko agar seedha rakhna ho ... toh ulta haath istamaal karna chahiye

Daru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai

Ab tak tune meri namak halaali dekhi hai ... ab meri namak haraami dekhna

Joh darwaaze pehle se hi khule hoon ... woh khat-khataye nahi jaate

Palne waala pehda karne waala se kahin uncha hota hai ... maa toh sirf janam deti hai na ... lekin zindagi deti hai palne waali

I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english ... because english is a very funny language

Bhai bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan, bahut badiyan!

Paapi ko mat maaro ... paapi ke dil ke andhar joh shaitaan behta hua hai, usse maaro

Aisa haath maroonga ke munh mein jitna asli daant hai woh toh bahar gir jayega ... doobara nakli daant bhi fit nahi hoga

Khoon bahane se nafrat badti hai ... faisla nahi hota

Wahin ruk jao ... nahi toh bandook ki is kalam se tum logon ke seeno par maut ka naam likh doonga

Sharafat ki chaddar oodne ke liye shareer nahin ... ek sharif atma chahiye

Desh premee mara nahi karte ... amar ho jate hai

Jis tarah har jurm ka ek daag hota hai ... us hi tarah begunahi ka ek saboot bhi hota hai

Joh log paisa kamakar apna imaan gavah dete hai ... woh daulat hote hue bhi fakiron se battar hai

Baap ki arthi bete ke kandhe pe jaya karti hai ... bete ki arthi baap ke kandhe pe nahin

Tumhare raj mein toh zulm ke khilaaf awaaz uthana bhi jurm hai

Baap ka joota agar bachche ke paon mein aa jaye ... toh phir woh bachcha nahi reh jata

Tumhari maa toh kohd se mar gayi bete ... magar is Bharat maa ko kohd mat hone dena

Firangi sarkar ke pass koi aisi goli nahin joh ek desh premee ke seene ko paar kar sake

Taqdeer kabhi kabhi insaan ko apne hi desh mein pardesi bana deti hai

Zindagi badi ajeeb cheez hai ... kabhi kabhi kisi se pehli bar milne par aaisa lagta hai, na jaane kitne dino se jaan pehchan hai ... aur koi koi aaise bhi hote hai joh sari zindagi ek saath rehne par bhi anjaane lagte hai

Maante hai hum, hum gunehgaar hai ... sar jhukaye hai hum, aap sarkar hai ... apni baahon mein chupa lijiye humko ... sirf itni sazaa ke talabgar hai

Paise se Mercedes khareedi ja sakti hai, makaan khareeda ja sakta hai, nursing home khareeda ja sakta hai ... zindagi ka har ek aaram khareeda ja sakta hai ... lekin dil nahi khareeda ja sakta hai

Ek amir jab marta hai toh peeche sukh chain chhodkar jaata hai ... lekin ek gareeb jab marta hai toh dukh dard chhodkar jaata hai

Tere liye toh maine nark ke darwaze bhi bandh kar diye kamine

Mister ka murder ho gaya, murder ka mister ho gaya ... dono milake murder mystery ho gaya

Main tera dost hoon, tu haddi main gosht hoon ... tera mera saath hai, maut ki baat hai, dushman ki gardan mere haath hai ... yeh uski khopdi, yeh meri laat hai

Dosti joh hai na, bahut pavitra hai ... isko dosti hi rehne de ... iske upar pet, paisa, roti iski parchai na padne de

Waqt jin mein tumhare labon ka rang nahi ... woh waqt guzra nahi ... tehar gaya hai kahin