dialogues for cast:

Babban se darna jayaz ... ladna najayaz

Joh ho gaya, woh kabhi nahi hua ... joh kabhi nahi hua, woh ab hoga

Is shehar mein har police waale ka aurat apna mard ka lambi umar ke liye Karva Chauth ka nahi ... Babban ka vrat rakhta hai

Diwali kab hai ... kab hai Diwali!

Mera dharm hai aapki maut

Jab tak koi awaaz nahi hogi ... tab tak tum zinda rahoge

Mere haath kaanp sakte hai ... lekin mera mann atal hai

Mat badhao apna haath meri taraf ... agar maine isse tham liya toh anarth ho jayega

Aap hukum kijiye ... main uski gardan kaat kar aapki godh mein rakh doonga

Meri zindagi ka ek ek pal is deewaar ki ek ek eent hai

Jab pita ke budhe haath kaapne lage ... toh jawaan bete ka farz hota hai ki woh aakar unke haath batayein

Life mein insaan ko ek galati maaf hai

Aadmi budha tab hota hai ... jab uske andhar jeene ki ichcha khatam ho jaati hai

Impress karne ke liye pachees lakh ka haar bhi de sakta tha ... lekin bina price tag ke aapko lagega pachees rupaiya ka hai ... aur price tag ke saath de nahi sakta

Khana banana duniya ki sabse badi kala hai

Shaadi woh keemat hai joh ek aadmi sex ke liye chukata hai ... sex woh keemat hai joh ek aurat shaadi ke liye chukati hai

Ek chef ka kaam hai doosron ki taste ko bina taste kiye pehchanna

Waqt ka matlab hota hai, ab ... pyar karna hai, toh ab ... maafi maangna hai, toh ab ... haath pakadna hai, toh ab

Kya yeh theek hai ki paramparaen banane waala insaan hi paramparaon ki bali chadta rahe ... paramparaen jeeye insaan marta rahe ... paramparaen badi zindagi kuch bhi nahi hai?

Sirf saansein lene ko jeena nahi kehte

Yeh kambakht mohabbat hai hi badi musibat waali cheez ... aksar imtehaan leti hai ... lekin khushiyan bhi deti hai

Bahu ko beti manna agar pagalpan hai, toh main pagal hoon ... uske aasoon pochna agar pagalpan hai, toh main pagal hoon ... uski andheri zindagi mein khushiyon ki roshni bharna agar pagalpan hai, toh haan main pagal hoon

Kisi bhi insaan ki zindagi mein woh din, woh pal, sabse zyada khushgawar hota hai ... jab uska beta uski zimedariyan baantne lage ... uski kursi par baithe

Haan main cheating karta tha, par sirf khel mein ... tune toh zindagi ko khel samajh ke mujhe cheat kar diya

Shopping karne gaye the yah shoplifting?

Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai

Nahin karoonga main ... aur suno, tujhe bhi karne nahin doonga

Taqat logon ko jodhne se badhti hai ... unhe khilaaf karne se nahi

Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissa hai

Main kisiko soochne se nahi ... karne se rokta hoon

Nazdiki fayda dekhne se pehle ... door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye

Mujhe joh sahi lagta hai main karta hoon ... woh chahe bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police, kanoon ... yah phir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho