dialogues for cast:

Sapno ke bina kisi cheez ka point nahi hota hai ... na sone ka, na jaagne ka, na jeene ka, na marne ka

Humko us position se koi problem nahi hai ... humko us aadmi se problem hai joh is waqt us position par behta hai

Aadmi ke vikaas ke charan teen ... bandar, aadmi aur machine

Sachin Bharat ke liye sirf ek hero ya icon nahi hai, usse kahin zyada hai ... ek bhavna hai

Har khiladi ko nirasha ke baad apne pairon pe khade hokar ladna zaroori hota hai

Bharat koi ek desh nahi hai ... ek Bharat mein hazar Bharat base huye hai

Cricket khelna mere liye mandir jaane ki tarah tha

Mere baba hamesha mujhse kehte the ... ke tumne zindagi mein cricket ko chuna hai, yeh ek baat hai ... lekin aakhir tak joh baat tumhare saath rahegi ... woh yeh hogi ki tum insaan kaise ho

Yeh bandhi teri life ka virus hai

Azaadi cheen ke hasil hogi, maang ke nahi ... goli daag ke hasil hogi, goli khake nahi

Khoon bahana hai toh desh ke liye bahao ... desh ke dushmano ke liye nahi

Insaan ke ek kande par farishta aur doosre kande pe shaitan behta hota hai

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

Ladkiyon ko bangla chahiye ... kangla nahi

Kudrat phir daudayegi yeh kahani ... aaj ishq ke khoon se mila hai pani

Aasman pe utha sailaab ... chand jale joh aftab ... aag ke dariye mein doobke joh na huye paar ... ek saans reh jayegi udhaar

Ab yeh bhi koi kahani hai ... chalo kahani badlate hai ... raja badalte hai ... rani badalte hai ... pyar ka andaz badlate hai ... kal joh adhoora tha aaj badalte hai ... phir sadiyon tak log kahenge ... ek tha raja, ek thi rani, dono mare gaye khatam kahani

Tann lade toh tann mukk jaaye ... rooh jude toh judi reh jaaye

Jahan tum nahi hoti ho wahan only barbaadi hai ... kyun ki tum jahan bhi hoti ho wahin party ban jaati hai

Jwalamukhi vaise toh teen prakar ke hote hai ... shant jwalamukhi, yeh kabhi nahi phat'te ... jagrut jwalamukhi, yeh bewajah hi phat'te hai ... aur prasuk jwalamukhi, yeh upar se toh shant dikhte hai par jab phat'te hai

Gujaratiyon ke DNA mein hi ek aisi dadagiri hai ... ki jahan bhi jaaye, Manhattan ho ya Mumbai ... portable Gujarat saath mein le hi jaate hai

Batwara kabhi shanti nahi laata ... sirf tabahi machata hai ... batwara aag bhadkata hai ... usse bujhata nahi

Naye mulk kabhi aman mein pehda nahi hote

A drunk guy is a liability and a drunk girlfriend is an asset

Har cheez ki expiry date hoti hai ... insaan ho ya doodh ka dabba ... teri bhi aa gayi

Hamara pyar itna pavitra hai na ... ki agar hum kisi ko dil se chhu dein, toh uska sab bimaari door ho jaaye

Aadmi ka dushman aadmi nahi hai ... uski apni paristhithi hoti hai

Zindagi mein teen raste hote hai ... sahi rasta, galat rasta aur beech ka rasta

The truth is always simple

Shooter ko gun nahi ... dum hona chahiye

Kanoon ek chu*iya hai ... uski sabhi le sakte hai

Kuch combinations hai na itna kamina kisam ka hota hai ... alag alag mazedaar ... lekin saath mein na phata-phatti ... magic sa ho jaata hai