dialogues for cast:

Sex is the answer to all problems ... zindagi ka solution hai Sir ... yeh ek hi cheez hai joh karne ke liye aapko yeh nahi sochna padta hai, am I dressed right for the occasion or not

Panch minute ke liye agar kisi ka bhi phone mil jaaye ... toh uski zaat, paat, aukaat sab pata chal jaati hai

Is duniya mein har koi ek cheez se darta hai ... aur woh hai maut

Pehle pyar mein jalna padta hai ... because first love burns the brightest

Jis din tum mujhe poora jaan jaogi ... tumhe dil haarne ka afsoos nahi hoga

Yeh letter main apne khoon se is liye likh raha hoon ... because it's only blood that remains forever

Yeh pyar bhi kitna ajeeb hai ... 200 ki speed se jab drive karti hoon, toh meri dhadkane bilkul normal hoti hai ... par aaj tumhe 2 minute ke liye nahi dekha, toh meri dhadkane 200 ki speed se chalne lagi

Main tumhare jism se khoon nahi ... tumhari aankhon se aansun dekhna chahti hoon ... main tumhe marte huye nahi ... tadapte huye dekhna chahti hoon

Main brake par paon nahi rakhta ... kyun ki mujhe maut se dar nahi lagta

Main tumhari honthon ki lipstick zaroor kharab karoonga ... par tumhari aankhon ka kajal kabhi nahi

Nyay kisi ko nahi milta ... milta hai toh good luck ya bad luck

Dosti jitni gehri hoti hai dushmani bhi utni hi gehri hoti hai

Joh sacrifice karta hai ... God usse sabse zyada pyar karta hai

Pyar mein bahut taqat hoti hai ... it can turn poison into medicine ... thorns into petals

Pyar kabhi cheena nahi jaata ... na hi khareeda jaata hai ... pyar toh sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai

Main sari duniya se tumhare liye ladh sakta hoon ... lekin main tumse nahi ladh sakta

Musibat aur googly ... pehle se padh liya toh chakka nahi toh okka

Dimaag aur parachute same to same ... khula toh great varna dead

Kabhi hasta nahi, kabhi rota nahi ... yeh shehar awara kabhi sota nahi

Sachai ki mushkil yeh hai ki ... ek baar pata chal jaaye toh usse mooh nahi moda jaa sakta

Arjun ke iraade hil sakte hai ... ghayal Draupadi ke nahi

Khushboo se chhalakti chandan si shaam aayi hai ... chahat ki dastaan dharti pe utar aayi hai ... maathe pe meri bindi chhuyi toh yoon laga tha ... haathon mein unke meri kismat ki rekha chhayi hai ... aadhi si raat teri, aadha sa chaand mera ... waqt ne kitni haseen ghazal sunai hai

Aashiyana badalne se pata toh badal jaata hai ... lekin taqdeer nahi badalti

Yeh desh nahi jhukne wala, yeh desh nahi rukne wala ... ya bacha ho, ya budha ho azaadi se jeene wala ... woh Durga hai jisne dushman ko hai ghutne pe laa daala ... deti hai amrit deshwasi ko, khud peeti hai vish ka pyala ... yeh desh nahi jhukne wala, yeh desh nahi rukne wala

Is desh mein angrezi zabaan nahi hai ... class hai

Taqat se badi latt nahi hoti ... aur usko banaye rakhne ke liye koi kisi bhi hadh tak ja sakta hai

Allah imtihaan unhi ka leta hai jinpar usse jeet ka bharosa ho

Joh bhi ab ho raha hai woh pehle bhi hua tha ... joh bhi ab kiya ja raha hai woh pehle bhi kiya gaya tha ... kuch bhi naya nahi hai is duniya mein

Zindagi mein ek cheez bahut kam aata hai ... mauka ... uski talash mein kabhi kabhi poori life guzar jaati hai

Police ke aadmi se wafadar aadmi aapko poori duniya mein kahin nahi milega ... lekin ek baar bik gaya toh samjho poori zindagi bika hua hi rahega

Next time aisa kuch karenga na ... toh main bol rahi meku zabardast pyar ho jayenga tumhare se ... aur main honthon pe chapka doongi ek do

Zindagi mein apna passion ek baar mil jaye wohi badi baat hoti hai ... lekin sirf kuch lucky logon ko usse khokar doobara paane ka chance milta hai