dialogues for cast:

Love story mein teri kahani na bani ... toh crime story mein zaroor banegi

Chalti chakki dekh kar, diya kabira roye ... do paatan ke beech mein, sabit bacha na koye

Kasai ki dukaan mein bakre ko pyar se ghaas khilana sirf ghaas khilana hota hai ... pyar nahi

Main apni aukaat batata nahi hoon ... bas dikhata hoon

Lips hai tere laal, kaale hai tere baal ... pehla aaya Anna, baad mein Kejriwal

Main kya karoon bhole, bhole bam bhole ... jis devi ne madad ka vachan diya, ussi ne haath todhe

Bijli ki tarah tezz, haathi jaisi shakti, sher jaisi garaj, cheetah jaisi phurti, gidh jaisi nazar ... poore ke poore jungle ke darshan ho gaye prabhu

Soch agar pakki ho toh ek tinka bhi talwaar mein badal sakta hai

Apne haathon ko hathyar bana lo ... apni saanson ko aandhiyon mein badal do ... hamara rakht hi mahaan sena hai

Joh pran deta hai woh bhagwan hai ... pran bachane wala vaidya ... aur pran ki raksha karne wala kshatriya

Arre yeh tedha mooh karke kyun smile kar rahe ho ... Shahrukh Khan ho kya?

Sheeshi bhari gulaab ki patthar pe todh dein ... aisi gharwali mil jaaye na toh baharwali chhod dein

Tu updesh hai mera mehar wala ... Mahabharat naya bane mile joh saath tumhara

Unki aag ki lachak se patthar bhi pighal jaate hai ... zinda toh madhosh hote hi hai, murde bhi behak jaate hai

Chinta se chaturai ghate ... dukh se ghate shareer ... jaldi se fresh ho jaiye ... hum banate hai garma garam roti aur meetha meetha kheer

Saanson ki garmi mein mohabbat ubaal de ... arre ek chumma idhar bhi toh uchaal de ... kaun jaane kal aaye na aaye ... saara pani mohabbat mein aaj hi nikaal de

Tere pyar mein lut gaye hum beech bazar mein ... nakad mohabbat khareed ke, dil rakh diya udhaar pe

Zindagi tujhse har ek saans par samjhauta karoon ... shauk jeene ka hai, magar itna bhi nahi

Watch you back ... issi pe shahbaazi milti hai aur khanjar bhi

Yeh neend bhi badi ajeeb cheez hai yaar ... maut ki tarah befikar kar deti hai aur saath hi saath zinda bhi rakhti hai

Kabhi kabhi aap game apne talent se nahi ... samne wale ki galati ke wajah se bhi jeet'te hai

Duniya mein aise bhi log hai jinhe zung lagi goliyon se maarna padta hai ... agar goli se bach jaaye toh tetanus se toh mar jaaye

Khana khilaya hua aadmi dhoka de sakta hai ... doodh pilaya hua saanp nahi

Har kisi ka ek kal hota hai ... har kisi se koi galti hoti hai ... har kisi ki koi na koi kahani hoti hai ... kisi ki poori ho jaati hai, toh kisi ki adhoori reh jaati hai ... aur un sabki ek wajah hoti hai

Police walon ko sirf do log pehchaan sakte hai ... ek toh khud police wale ... doosra chor

Crime aur sharaab jitni purani ho jaye ... utni keemat badhti hai

Tere yahan dil nahi hai ... ithe cocaine hai

Baari barsi khatan gaya si khat ke leyanda frock ... O bhangda ta sajda jade kade Tommy chitti chitti c*ck

Sharaab se liver kharab hota hai ... magar dil saaf rehta hai

Sach seene mein bahut jagah leta hai ... samaata hi nahi

Awaargi ke bhi apne alag maze hai ... ek hi raaste se kahi baar gusro toh aksar bahut si nayi baatein nazar aati hai ... joh shayad pehli baar mein hi dikh jaani chahiye thi ... ya shayad kabhi bhi nahi dikhni chahiye thi

Har moment, ek moment tumhare samne se guzarta ja raha hai ... aur karna sirf itna hai ki har us guzarte moment ko khush banana hai