dialogues for cast:

Life mein jab bhi kisi bhi cheez se dar lage ... toh uske samne khade ho jaao ... dar khud bahut darpok hota hai ... uski aankhon mein aankhen dalke dekho, darke bhaag jaata hai

Pyar kisi rishtey ka naam nahi hai ... pyar us roshni ka naam hai jisme bhagwan nazar aata hai

Kuch achcha hone pe joh sabse pehle yaad aata hai ... woh zindagi ka sabse keemti insaan hota hai

Life mein joh hum chahte hai aur joh hum chunte hai ... uske beech mein hamari kamzori chupi hoti hai ... aur kabhi kabhi taqat

Kabhi kabhi zindagi bhi na ajeeb se karnaame karti hai ... jab lagta hai sab kuch khatam hone wala hai aur achanak pachaas raste dikha deti hai

Har kamyaab insaan ke paache ek chori hose ... aur haare huye insaan ke paache bhi ek chori hose ... par haare huye insaan ke paache koi nahi khada hota

Comics ki duniya ke bahar superheroes bahut kam milte hai

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

Phir se poochoge ... toh main haan keh doongi

I love you to the square of infinity

Log saath saath is liye nahi rehte kyun ki woh bhool jaate hai ... log saath is liye rehte hai kyun ki woh maaf kar dete hai

Zindagi mein aage badne ke liye kuch na kuch toh peeche chhodna hi padta hai

Do not let his wonder steal your thunder

Mehfil mein jinke aane se roshan huye chirag ... sajde mein unke jhuk gaya khud dekho aftab

Isko bol gun neeche kare ... nahi toh mera team joh bahar behta hai na ... isko kamre mein le jaake itna maaregi ki 480 bhashayein jitni Bharat mein boli jaati hai, sab bolne lagega

Pyar koi chidiya nahi ... ek hi zindagi mili hai se humein ... aur ee zindagi mein hi milegi

When in Phuket ... just f*ck it

Kehte hai har saat saal mein insaan ke body cells badal jaate hai ... iska matlab insaan poora ka poora naya ho jaata hai ... lekin kabhi kabhi insaan ko badalne mein kuch din hi kaafi hote hai

Zindagi ka problem yehi hai ... galatiyan pal mein ho jaati hai ... lekin saza badi lambi chalti hai

Tum jaisi auratein mard ke bagair reh nahi sakti ... oh sorry in your case mardon ke bagair

Tumhari awaaz main kaan se nahi ... dil se sunta hoon

Anyay ka virodh karna hi nyay karna hota hai

Wahan log nahi ... lobh lalach baste hai

Pehle maroonga insaan ki tarah ... phir maroonga toofan ki tarah ... and finally maroonga Salman ki tarah

Kabhi aapko waqt mile toh mere ghar aao na ... main aapko chawal doonga phir daal doonga ... dal maa ke haath ki dal

Life mein sab ball ek samaan thodi na milega ... merit pe khelna hai aur tike rehna hai ... the score board will keep moving

Mujhe yakeen hai ki sirf shehar chote hote hai, wahan ke log aur unke khwaab nahi ... mujhe yakeen hai aadmi ka kadh uske iraadon se naapa jaata hai ... mujhe yakeen hai naseeb ki baat sirf woh karte hai joh kabhi bhi maidaan mein utre hi nahi ... mujhe yakeen hai ki thakaan aur pressure sirf ek bhram hai ... mujhe yakeen hai haar aur jeet ke beech ka faasla bada hai, par namumkin nahi ... karo yakeen toh duniya tumhari

Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha

Aapki yeh-ich baat ne na mere dil ko touch kiya hai ... ki aapne mereko touch nahi kiya karke

Shaadi ke liye har koi kabhi na kabhi gyaan ka shagun deta hai ... par gyaan ke shagun se zyada zaroori hota hai love ka shagun

Woh toh Hitler ki amma nikli

Tum fire brigade ki tarah ho gaye ho ... emergency ke bina aate hi nahi