dialogues for cast:

(Aaise bina saboot ke police kya kar sakti hai?) ... Ghulam Ali ki CD teri jeb mein daalke na ISI ka agent bana sakti hai police ... tumhari photo beauty parlour ke samne kheenchke laundiyon ka dalla bana sakti hai police ... Johnson baby powder aave hai, uski pudiya teri jeb mein daalke na drug ka smuggler bana sakti hai police ... aur toh aur teri shakal police waale se sketch karvake Osama Bin Laden se mila sakti hai police

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Chaalaki zindagi mein insaan ko aage toh zaroor pahuncha deti hai ... magar jab chaal ulti padti hai na toh aadmi itni zor se girta hai ki awaaz nahi hoti ... dhamaka hota hai

Khoobsirat khoobsurat se bahut bada hota hai

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Woh apne washing powder ki tarah ... apni chikni chupdi baaton se bholi bhali ladkiyon ko pehle bhigota hai ... phir unhe nichhodta hai ... aur phir unhe sookhe kapde ki tarah taar par taangkar chala jaata hai

Kabhi kabhi Anarkali ko Salim ke bajai Akbar se mohabbat ho jaati hai ... vaise hi kabhi kabhi hone wali biwi, hone wali amma ban jaati hai

Kaun kehta hai qayamat aayegi sab mar jayenge ... hum Bihari hoon pedh pe chad jayenge

Jab shareer pe chot lagti hai na toh mooh se gaali nikalti hai ... par jab dil pe chot lagti hai na toh mooh se baddua nikalti hai

Karte hai washing powder ka vyapar aur bhabhiyon se pyar

Kyun ki aapne itni ladkiyon ke saath hai khela ... upar waale ne golden kar diya hai aapka kela

Inka dil hai chota, badi hai gaadi ... aur dhanda poora sarkari

Jahan hum log behate hai wahan aam aadmi ki sirf arziyan pahunchti hai ... awaaz nahi

Aag bhuj bhi jaye na tab bhi kahin na kahin andar chingari dahekti rehti hai ... joh kabhi bhi aag ban sakti hai

Purani sharaab aur purani yaadein jab sar chadd jaati hai ... tab aadmi out of control ho hi jaata hai

Doosron ki naukri aur apni akal sabko achchi lagti hai

Rishvat li toh Gabbar maar dega ... nahi li toh main maar doonga

Joh mere kaam ka nahi ... uska is duniya mein koi kaam nahi

Mujhe pasand hai woh log joh mujhe pasand nahi karte ... himmat rakhte hai aaise log

Na yeh sarkari hai, na gair kanooni ... na yeh neta hai, na koi terrorist ... kaam se hero, naam se villain ... yeh hai Gabbar

Jadh, joru aur zameen le mamle talwar ki dhaar pe hi sulte hai

Dukh mehmaan toh ban sakta hai lekin usse family member nahi banana chahiye ... you should always throw it away

Agar tu is ilaake mein nazar aaya ... toh teri talaash teri laash pe khatam hogi

Jab uparwaala aapse kuch cheez vapas leta hai toh aapke dono haath khali kar deta hai ... taki aapko kuch behtar de sake

Aa rahi hai woh haseen mohtarma jiske samne na chalta hai filmy duniya ka fashion ... aur naa hi chalta hai aap jaise deewano ka paisan

Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai ... magar khatra soongne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi

Insaan bhi ajeeb hote hai ... baat kehni kisi se hai magar kehte kisi aur se hai ... aur sabse zyada joh baat kehne mein sharmaate ya katrate hai ... woh hai pyar ki baat, mohabbat ki baat

Duniya mein zubaane toh bahut hai ... magar aaj kal har zubaan mein sirf paisa bolta hai

Aaisa kyun hai ki jab koi saath hai toh insaan usse kitni baatein kehna bhool jaata hai ... aur aaisa kyun hai ki jab koi door chala jaata hai ... toh insaan ko kitni baatein yaad aati hai joh keh deni chahiye thi

Agar koi alag tarah jeena chahta hai, toh usse jeene do ... har dil apni hi tarah dhadakta hai, har dil dhadakne do

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

Har kahani ka ek anth hota hai aur har kahani ki ek shuruvat