dialogues for cast:

Planning aur paise ke bina ... koi bhi kranti aage nahi badh sakti

Woh lahu hi kya joh haq ki ladai mein na bahe

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Hamaade gaon mein chuttad dhone se pehle ... tamancha chalana sikhate hai

Ladkiyan buses ki tarah hoti hai, ek jaati hai toh doosri aati hai ... lekin in saare buses mein sirf ek aaisi bus hoti hai joh tumhe apne ghar pahunchati hai ... aur woh bus miss nahi karna chahiye

Atma bal, atma samman, atma raksha ... hamara karam, hamara lakshya hai suraksha

Zindagi kya hai, sab time aur naseeb ka khel hai ... khel main hota kya hai ... ek jeetta hai, ek haarta hai ... joh haarta hai uska naseeb, joh jeetta hai uska taqdeer

Rishtey bhi kitne ajeeb hote hai ... ulajhte khud hai, suljhana hum mein padta hai

Ladkiyan kisi bhi ladke ke dil ka size dekhti hai ... kisi aur cheez ka nahi

Jab tak ki ghar ki murgi ko koi bahar waala murgi na bole ... tab tak murgi daal hi lagti hai

Bhaiya ji smile

Between two legs itna danda maarenge ... ki na bajne layak rahoge na bajane layak

Sawa lakh se ek ladaun ... to hi Guru ka Sikh khelaun

Arre agar koi ghar chala sakta hai toh ... gadi mein bhi reh sakta hai

Yeh mehmaan naamak jeev bahut hi khunkhar hota hai ... khoon choos leta hai

Atithi woh prani hota hai ... jiske na aane ki tithi hoti hai, na jaane ki

Hum koi fairy tale mein nahi Delhi mein rehte hai ... yahan rainbows nahi traffic ka dhuan hai ... raat ko aasman mein ek bhi tara saaf-saaf dikhe na ... utna hi bahut hai

Pyar bahut mushkil se milta hai, aur agar mil jaye ... toh usse aasani se jaane nahi dena chahiye

Main duniya ki sabse sundar ladki toh nahi hoon, sabse smart bhi nahi hoon ... par uski nazar mein main hoon

Pyar koi toofan nahi hai joh aaye aur duniya badal de ... woh toh zindagi ke chote chote lamhon mein hota hai

Making a cup of tea is not your cup of tea

Kya? ... love marriage

Talwar utha le aur apne adhikar ko cheen ke nahin ... kaat ke le

Aaisa kagaz ke tukdo se hum subah subah paikhane mein apna ... tarbuj pochte hai

Woh Rambo ka baap hai, Terminator ka chacha hai, Rocky ka dadu hai aur Bruce Lee ka nana hai ... last action hero hai woh

Safalta aur stardom ka nasha jab chadta hai ... toh sar chadkar bolta hai

Tereko dhai, tere bhai ko savah, tere baju waale ko hawa ... aaisa doonga phatka, zindagi bhar karega dawa

Saala kaam ke baat pe bhi sota hai ... is liye tumhara kismat nahi jaagta hai

Marwadi log ke jeb mein na mawa rehta hai ... paisa woh log apni gand mein dalke rahte hai

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Joh galati karta hai ... woh galati sehne waale se zyada hurt hota hai

Face jitna bhola ... utna hi aag ka gola