dialogues for cast:

Agar maine thaan liya ki yeh cheez meri hai ... toh har keemat par woh meri hai

Business is business and power is power

I like bitches!

Aaj se har saans aapki ghulam hogi, har pal aapko salaam hoga ... niklega jab dum mera, toh zuban pe bas aap hi ka naam hoga

Nahalo, dholo, nikalo kitna bhi mail badan ka ... phir bhi na nikle mail badan ka, kyun ki yeh pani hai jail ka

Sapno ko bikharte dekha hai yahan ... umeedo ko simatte dekha hai yahan ... suna hai yahan bighade huon ko sudharte hai ... magar sudhre hue ko bighadte dekha hai yahan

Dushman ko bhi jail ki zindagi mile na kabhi ... ja tujhe zindagi mubarak, hum bhi niklenge kabhi na kabhi

Politics ka bukhaar bura hota hai, kursi ka khumaar bura hota hai ... is desh ke netaon se bachke rehna doston, in logon ka toh pyar bhi bura hota hai

Dekhunga yeh khula aasman doobara kabhi socha na tha ... maan jayega mera rootha khuda kabhi socha na tha ... gham mein bahut roya ab talak ghalib ... khushi se ro padunga ek din kabhi socha na tha

Tere baap ne time pe withdraw kar liya hota ... toh tu haramzadgi se bach jata na

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

Delhi mein billi maarlo, khalo ... paalo nahi ... bahut mehenga padta hai

Tinka bhi ussi doobne waale ko sahara deta hai ... joh us tak pahunchne ka sahas rakhta hai

Mujhe un dus hazar move se khatra nahi hai, joh tumne ek baar practice kiya hai ... mujhe us ek move se khatra hai, joh tumne dus hazar baar practice kiya hai

India woh emotion hai joh hamare dil mein basta hai ... jahan badhon ke liye izzat aur choton ke liye pyar hota hai

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Millimeter ab centimeter joh ban gaya hai

Bahar aa, nahi toh main tere darwaaze pe mootra visarjan karoonga

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Rishtey bina hai jis tarah, saaye bina aadmi ... dil ki kisi dori se hai, bandha hua aadmi ... lamba safar umar ka hai, tanha guzarta nahi ... sar par agar dhoop na ho, saaya utarta nahi ... dil ka yeh sikka chal jaane de ... rishta yeh rishta pak jaane de

Jis pyar ke sparsh se mera yeh shareer kundan ho gaya hai ... usse tum chune ki koshish mat karna ... varna jal-bhunkar raakh ho jaoge

Anyay joh kare aur anyay joh sahe ... tumhari grihna usse ghaas ki tarah tahe

Main toh bhagwan jaisa pati pana chahti hoon ... jisko pyar kar sakoon, jiski seva kar sakoon ... jisko main insaan ke roop mein pa sakoon

Iraada agar pakka ho toh taqat apne aap jhut jaati hai

Aap dono bina bole bhi kitni baatein karte ho

Sabse achcha lekin mukshkil kaam hota hai ... kisi ko maaf karna

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Pati usko bola jaata hai ... joh biwi ki pasand ko apna le, biwi ke lifestyle ke saath adjust kar le, biwi ki khushi ko apni khushi bana le

Zindagi mein kuch rishtey hum khud chunte hai ... aur kuch rishtey Rabji hamare liye chunte hai

Talented log gareeb nahi hote

Joh kaafiron se ladte huye shaheed hote hai ... unhe jannat naseeb hoti hai