dialogues for cast:

Jab raajneeti ho dagabaaz ... toh janta maange military raaj

Mere pyaase honthon pe kisi ke honth ... jaise amrit ke ghonth

Woh kaunsi mehakti hawa ka jhonka hai jis mein main dolna chahungi ... woh kaunsa bhavishya hai mere liye jiske haath mein main apna haath thamana chahungi ... woh kaunsa devta hai jiske bagair mera jeevan suna aur meri aatma adhoori hai ... aur woh kaunsa tirth staan hai jahan mere dil ka kisi dil se sangam hoga?

Sauda keemat se nahi dimaag se hota hai

Apni toh aadat hai ... daulat ho ya aurat ... nazar padh jaaye toh chuhe bagair chhodte nahi

Tussi ja rahe ho? ... tussi na jao

Cinema mein bhi jeevan hai, jeevan mein bhi cinema hai ... kai daffa cinema se badke jeevan mein anhoni baatein ho jaati hai

Log jeevan mein hi khush rahe woh kaafi nahi ... marte waqt bhi khushi se marna zaroori hai

First jump and then pump

Once a Hyderabadi ... always a Hyderabadi

Kuch baatein aaisi hoti hain jinhe dekh ke insaan pagal ho jaata hai

Joh hum mein sabse zyada pyar kare ... wohi hum mein thukra de ... isse bada dard aur kya ho sakta hai

Bollywood makes Hollywood look like film school ... you love to hate it ... hate to love it

Beti ke apne ghar se doli nikalti hai aur pati ke ghar se arthi ... itna hi safar hota hai aurat ke jeevan ka

Main Bharat sarkar ka sipahi hoon ... jisse yeh haq diya gaya hai ki joh kanoon ki lakeer par paon rakhe ... uske paon kaatkar phek doon

Yahan ya toh bahut sanata hai, ya phir bahut shor ... aadmi akela hai, ya phir mela hai

Girlfriends ka aana jaana toh amiron ki shaan hoti hai

Khaaki rang hai yeh ... aur joh log khaak ko audhna aur bichauna bana lete hai ... woh ya toh khud mitt jaate hai ya doosron mitta dete hai

Chokri bani hai chedne ke liye ... chatri bani hai kholne ke liye ... chadar bani hai odhne ke liye

Zehar ko zehar hi maarta hai

Yeh police station hai ... yahan mujrim nahi, kanoon bolta hai

Hamare sapno ka saathi aur hamara jeevan saathi ... kabhi ek nahi hota

Yeh halat hui hai iski, pee peekay rum aur whiskey ... liver bhi ho gaya risky ... yeh uski hai na iski, badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski ... oo peene waale sun, teri jaan ki dushman whiskey ... agar tu saath na iska chhodega, yamraj se naata jodega ... apna bhala bura pehchan, beta hum badhon ki baat ko maan ... yeh whiskey bahut hai risky, yeh whiskey bahut hai risky ... badhon badhon ki jaan hai khiski

Zameen, jaidaat ka lalach hi kuch aaisa hove che ... ke jiske dil mein ek baar aa jave ... uske dil se saare rishton ki dor hi toot jaati hai

Joh aadmi time ko salute nahi karta ... uska life maut se bhi dangerous hota

Zindagi ko jaana humne kareeb se ... shaadi karenge toh sirf gareeb se

Raja hoga uska pati ... joh hogi crorepati

Joh log mere raaste mein aate hai unke saath football ki tarah khelna ... aur joh log mujhe paisa dekar khareedte hai unke liye goal karna meri hobby hai

Rishtey toh parindon ki tarah hote hai ... kab udh jaye, kya bharosa

Dharti par pedh ughe toh sab usse dharti maa kehke uski puja karte hai ... tab yeh koi jaanne ki koshish nahi karta ki iska beej kahan se aaya ... lekin aurat ke bache ko uske baap ke naam se hi jaana jaata hai is duniya mein

Chakke mile the tumko, sikandar nahi mila ... ab tak gutter mile the tumko, samundar nahi mila

Hum fauj mein the aur hamare desh vasi mauj mein the