dialogues for show:

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Ravan Ram Ram nahi karte ... seedha Sita ko utha lete hai

Apne dhande ki ek saying hai ... jahan teen ka tikda, wahan kaam bhigda

Mera naam hi kaafi hai ... logon ke pasine chhudane ke liye

Insaan ki zindagi par shak hota hai ... bus wahi nahi milta jispar hamara haq hota hai

Naam apna bada na ho ... par humne kaam kabhi chote nahi kiye hai

Bachpan se aaj tak is shehar ne har haq diya ... lekin dekho baat pyar ki aayi toh sautela kar diya

Yeh Bambai hai ... aur yahan sapne us hi ke poore hote hai ... jinki aankhen khuli rehti hai

Naam bata diya ... toh pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Na kisi ne lori gaakar sulaya hai ... na kisi ne maatha chumkar uthaya hai

Aadmi toh auraton ke hote hai ... mujhe mard chahiye, mard

Mehnat se sirf ghar bante hai ... sapno ke mahal nahi

Aaj kal pyar na naukrani jaisa ho gaya hai ... aata hai, bell bhajata hai, kaam karta hai aur chala jaata hai

Pyar mein marne ke liye tayyar ho jao

Apni dosti tire aur tube jaisi hai ... hawa teri nikalti hai aur bahet main jaata hoon

Dafan toh sabne hona hai ek din ... jeete ji dab gaya toh jeena mitti hai

Kisi ki itni baddua bhi mat lo ... ke log duaon mein tumhari maut maange

Hero kya hota hai? ... pyar ke liye ladne waala, dosti ke liye marne waala ... kismat se fakeer par himmat se bhara hua ... sharif aadmi

Chaubees ghante ka time hai ... khud nahi aayi toh is Ravan se bachane ke liye koi Ram nahi aane waala

In award ki keemat sirf ek saal ki hoti hai ... par duayein hamesha saath deti hai ... is liye kehna chahongi, bus dua mein yaad rakhna

Sachche dost aasoon ki tarah hote hai ... yahan dil udaas hua ... wahan woh aa gaye

Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai

Khiladi tha ... ab pura khel hoon

Ladki jab roti hai na bahut saare reasons hote hai ... par jab ladka rota hai ... reason ladki hi hoti hai

Agar main hero ban gaya ... toh meri pehchaan bura maan jayegi

Maan gaya toh thik hai ... varna galat kaam toh main bachpan se karte aa raha hoon