dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Marzi ho toh sooli par chadana ya rab ... sau baar jahannam mein jalana ya rab ... lekin mashooq kahen aap hamare hai buzurg ... na cheez ko yeh din na dikhana ya rab

Aaj ka kaam kal karo, kal ka kaam parso ... itni jaldi kya hai, jab jeena hai barso

Main tum bin adhoora, jaise namak bin daal ... daal bin bhat, bhat bin Bengal

Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Bhagwan ne tumhe overtime karke banaya hai

Tere golden face ki beauty ne mere gentle heart ko loot liya ... teri zulfon ke net mein faskar maine night sleeping chhod diya

Bekaar aadmi phatte huye tube ki tarah hota hai ... lekin mushkil toh yeh hai ki tube ka puncture phir bhi judh sakta hai ... lekin bekaari ka puncture nahi judhta

Mera daata mujhpar meherban hai ... mere mooh mein chandi ki zabaan hai ... mere haath mein sone ki kamaan hai ... joh bhi mere aage aayega ... muft mein joote khake jayega

Yeh Bambai hai mere bhai Bambai ... yahan doosro ko girta dekhkar sab haste hai ... magar jab khud girte hai toh hasna bhool jaate hai

Na hui sard dil ki lagi ... barf mein bhi laga ke dekh liya ... itna sher garam tha ... magar barf mein daal ke thanda kar diya

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Tum salamat raho hazaar baras ... har baras ke ho din pachaas hazaar

Naukri nahi milti bas, varna do time khana khane ki fursat nahi hai