dialogues for Tag: Comedy

Jab shareer kaakdi jaisa ho na, toh baatein Bheem wali nahi karni chahiye

Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein bade bade kaand macha deti hai

Mohabbat pe nahi hai kisi ka kaabu ... pak chika pak Raja Babu

O Ananya, haaye Ananya, uff Ananya ... samjha tha tumhe biryani, tum toh nikli gobi dhaniya

Life ka rule hai na ... jitna bada harami hota hai, utni unki immunity high hoti hai

Dasvi class mein joh tumne maari mere pichwade pe laat papa ... aaj bhi kabhi kabhi dard hota hai jab main lagata hoon haath papa

Ishq karne ke liye surat dekhte hai meri jaan ... aur ishq ke totte karne ke liye koi bhi chalega

Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai

Your heart is dhak-dhak ... my heart is also dhak-dhak ... why waste the time with bak-bak

App ne bola toh soulmate ... app nahi toh checkmate

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Achi chal rahi hai teri ghar grihasti ... mat kar grand masti

Sundar biwi hone ka yehi nuksaan hai ... pehle saanson mein basao ... phir apna hi dum ghutao

Biwi ke saamne blood donor ... aur peeth peeche Vicky donor

Tumhaar nazar ke nashe mein doobat hai saara Londonva ... bana lo humein tennis ka ball aur ban jao humri Sharapova

Suraj ki dhoop se insaano ko paseena aata hai ... lekin yeh kameena itna hot hai, ki iski wajah se suraj ko paseena aata hoga

Aapke recline hote hi, kuch incline ho gaya

Jhaangiya badalne se dast nahi ruk jaate

Hum bade professional log hai ... kaam kare ya na kare, payment poori lete hai

Kisi bemulk riyasat ke nawab lag rahe hai aap ... khasir kharaab lag rahe hai aap

Joh shayar kameena nahi hota, woh kameena shayar nahi hota

Dawai ek do kam aaye toh marenge nahi ... lekin daru barabar lana, nahi toh bachenge nahi

Khabardaar, agar koi bhi apni jagah se hila toh goliyon se aisa challi karenge, aisa challi karenge ... ki ang-ang se Karva Chauth ka chand nazar aayega, woh bhi chota chota

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

Tere jaisa bhai duniya mein nahi ... langot mein hi rehna chahiye tha

Shakal dekhi hai apni ... kamzor kauve ki tarah dikhta hai ... itna patla sirf tujhe dekha hai ya natraj ki pencil

Yeh launda hai na aapka, ek number ka tharkulla hai tharkulla ... tharak se do level upar ... tharak, tharki, tharkulla

Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe ... kissi se bhi udhaar le loonga

Yeh is ghar ki new member ... harami bahu ... hamari bahu

Saari languages bol leti ho ... har tarah ka khana bana leti ho ... pehli baar cigarette peete huye khaasti bhi nahi ho ... tum ladki ho ya Aladdin ka chirag

Pata ka kitna bada hai woh ... je Bachchan ke upar Aamir Khan lago lo, toh bhi kamar tak hi aayenge uske

Virgin tel healthy hota hai ... male nahin