Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Pasand aaya toh dil mein ... nahi toh dimaag mein bhi nahi

Makhan sirf khaya jaata hai ... lagaya nahi jaata

Budhi ho ya jawaan ... melodrama is duniya ki sari auraton ke khoon mein hota hai

Story mein hero ho ya na ho ... story hero honi chahiye

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

Agar suddenly ek saath sab kuch theek ho jaaye ... toh life bahut boring ho jaati hai

Joh ladki apna jism bechti hai ... uske saath uska zameer bhi bik jaata hai

Apun ko private property nahi banna ... apun public property hi thik hai

Hum mein toh lagta hai ki life ek ice cream ... taste karoge toh bhi pighlegi, waste karoge toh bhi pighlegi ... so taste it, don't waste it ... enjoy your life

Saali dikhti hai Prem Chopra jaisi ... khud ko Priyanka Chopra samajhti hai

Jhoparpattiyo mein toh sirf umeedein palti hai ... aur sapne ... sapne toh sirf achche ghar mein hi poore hote hai

Hum galati kare toh maafi maang lete hai ... koi doosra galati kare toh insaaf maangte hai

Jin logon ki zindagi gaali ho na ... woh bhajan nahi gaya karte

Saali zindagi hai hi fifty fifty ... kisi ki kaali zindagi mein umeed ki safedi ... toh kisi ki safed zindagi mein samjaute ka kaala daag

Zindagi zaroorto ke hisaab se guzaarni chahiye ... na ki khwaisho ke hisaab se ... kyun ki zaroortein saala fakir ki bhi poori ho jaati ... magar khwaishein badshaho ki bhi adhoori reh jaati hai

Shaadi nahi hui toh kya hua, suhagraat toh roz manati hoon ... pati nahi mila toh kya hua, crorepati toh roz milte hai

Duniya mein joh dhanda ganda hota hai na ... woh kabhi manda nahi hota hai

Market ka doodh market mein hi pee lena chahiye ... garma garm

Zindagi 50 50 hoti hai ... kabhi haar toh kabhi jeet hoti hai

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

Pritam Singh zinda rehne ka ek mauka sabko deta hai ... joh maan le toh theek, varna upar jaake rota hai

Joh na kar paye bandook ki goli ... woh kar jaye bas ek meethi boli

Nishana lagane ka maaza tab aata hai ... jab shikaar daud raha ho ... khade hue insaan ko maarna aaise hai ... jaise mele mein gubaare phodna

Zindagi aur maut aankh mein choli ka khel hai ... par Pritam Singh jab khele toh baki sab fail hai

Yeh kaminapan mere sivah kaun karega?

Kabhi bal se toh kabhi chhal se ... kitno ki Lanka dhai hai ... par is shehar ki hawa mein kuch ajeeb se garmai hai ... is liye purane paintere chhod, ab yahan akal ladane ki baari aayi hai

Yahan par koi halka nahi mootta

Kutta kitna bhi khatarnak ho jaaye ... sher ki nahi le paata

Na courat, na kacheri, na appeal, na date ... direct sazaa

Aaj agar maut khud mere aur uske beech khadi ho jaaye na ... toh main maut ko bhi maar doonga

Pichwade mein itni goli maroonga ... ki uske bachche pittal ke paida honge

Aadmi khatam ... lalach khatam