Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

Keemat thik lagi ho ... toh sabse pehle sapne hi bikte hai

Baaziyan palat jaati hai jab insaan palatte hai

Agar isko kuch hua na ... toh tera postmortem pakka

Duniya mein do tarah ke mard hote hai ... ek joh kabhi mauke par saath nahi dete ... aur ek joh mauka dhoondte rehte hai

Tumne mujhe bahut kuch diya aur mera sab kuch cheen liya ... khushiya di lekin baatne waale nahi, tofhe diye lekin taarif karne waale nahi ... aasman par bhithakar meri zameen cheen li tumne

Mujhe yaad kiye bina toh achche logon ki misaal nahi di jaati

Tujhe chaand de diya toh baki sab Eid kaise manayenge ... aur taare dilwa diye toh chaand akela padh jayega na

Pyar ke joh kisse hote hai ... bahut kam logon ke hisse hote hai

Tum woh mannat ho ... joh minnatein karke poori hoti hai

Apno se jeetkar bhi haar hi milti hai

Sooch ke bolonga toh baat bura maan jayegi

Jitne mere khilaf khade huye hai ... woh saale kabr mein pair failake lete huye hai

Tevar na dikhao toh log aankhen dikhane lagte hai

Sitaro ke tootne se aasman ko koi farak nahi padta

Logon ko jahan attack aata hai ... apne ko wahan pyar aa gaya hai

Yeh dhyan rakhna ... jiske kadmo mein duniya rakhna chahte ho ... kahin aaisa na ho ki uski duniya hi alag ho

Machar jiska khoon peeta hai ... saala marta bhi us hi ke haathon hai

Jinki kismat chamakni hoti hai ... wohi meri nazar mein aa jaate hai

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Dimaag jhoot par chal sakta hai ... par dil nahi

Galati karne waalo ke liye Shoaib sirf ek hi raasta chhodta hai ... upar ka

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Ab agar kisi ne tumhe mujhse cheen liya ... toh mera guroor haar jayega

Main ek baar dhande ke paise chhod sakta hoon ... par jeet ka maal nahi

Is shehar ke shahenshah log mahalo mein rehte hai ... par is jungle ko chalane ke liye joh sher chahiye woh sadako par hi pehda hote hai

Jab mila tha tu mere ghutne tak aata tha ... aaj tujhe tere ghutno pe lana hoga

Seedhe toh aaj kal sadhu nahi chalte ... main toh phir shaitan hoon

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai