Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Har chah ko intezaar hai tumhara, bas maangne ki derr hai ... chah bhi chahti hai tumhe, bas paane ki derr hai

Filmy keeday ne isse bachpan mein hi kaat liya tha ... woh keeda kab sulemani keeda ban gaya, kisi ko pata hi nahi chala

Yeh na thi hamari kismat ki visaal-e-yaar hota ... aur jeete rehte bas yahi intezaar hota

Is underworld mein log ghuste toh pant kameez pehankar hai ... lekin rawangi kafan mein hoti hai

Maut kisi ko dokha nahi deti

Dhanda badalne se dushman nahi badalte

Valet parking toh suna tha dude ... lekin yeh toh valley parking ho gaya

Kaam ke chakkar mein hum log Page 3 parties mein badi aash lekar jaate the ... aur issi liye aaj bhi hum yahan apni apni ass lekar aaye hai

All good guys are either gay or married

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Music mere liye tarakki ki CD (seedi) hai

Bus ho ya train, ek miss ho jaye toh doosri aa jaati hai ... but not life ... so please don't risk it

Yeh Muthiya itne kadak hai ... yeh khane ke nahi, yeh Muthiya maarne ke kaam aayenge

Ek aurat ki tarah ... mard ka bhi ek hi gehna hota hai

Lagta hai meri destiny mein wedding ring nahi ... sirf suffering hai

Kahin two-some aur kahin three-some ... aur ab tak main hand-some

(Tum ladki mein sabse pehle kya dekhte ho) - Woh toh depend karta hai na, ki ladki aa rahi hai ... ki jaa rahi hai

Apna impression macho-de!

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Jaan bachane ke liye jaan deni bhi padti hai ... kabhi kabhi

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Desh bhakton ka ek hi mazhab hota hai ... desh bhakti

Subah shyam thari ghani yaad aave se, saari raat mujhe jagave se ... aur karne ko toh karlo call tujhe, par customer care ki wah chori baar baar balance low batave se

Agar woh dono nahi mile na ... toh teri teeno taange kaat doonga

Dilli mein raat ko ghumta hua har aadmi shikaari hota hai

Imaandari fashion mein nahi hai ... baimaani hai hit, super hit

Bhai yeh Dilli hai Dilli ... yahan pe jab sadako pe mehenge mehenge log kaali kaali raato mein utarte hai na ... toh achchi achchi goriyaan gayab ho leti hai

Rate sahi lagane waala hona chahiye ... varna har kisi ki dukaan har taraf se khulti hai