Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Maine tumhare naam ki Daler ka toh pata nahi ... mehndi laga li hai

BBC ka pata nahi ... but I've got news for you

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Jab mere baap ki hatti hai na ... meri bahut phatti hai

Langoors have my angoors

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

You have bloody piles in your brains

Najayaz are born out of love ... real sons out of duty

George Michael ka pata nahi ... but have faith in me

Sirf oye oye karne se koi chela guru nahi ho jaata ... aur sirf bhaukne se koi kutta kamina nahi ho jaata

Kyun thak re ho?

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Yeh film industry hai ... yahan yah toh manipulate kar lo ... yah ho jao

Confidence ke saath bolo na ... toh film industry jhoot ko bhi sach maan leti hai

Shohrat jitna deti hai ... usse kahin zyada humse cheen leti hai

Tum heroineno ko jab pyar mile toh career chahiye ... jab career mile toh pyar chahiye

Shehar badalne se mera shareer toh nahin badlega

Main woh har kaam karti hoon joh mana hai

Politics ka business aur business ki politics ... dono ajeeb hai ... kab palat jaye pata hi nahi chalta

Jab aurat apni izzat bechne par aa jati hai ... toh phir woh kisi bhi aadmi ko khareed sakti hai

Jab kisi se badla lene ki thaan lo ... toh ek nahi do kabr khod leni chahiye

Mare hue log kabr se nahin dara karte

Shake it, take it and fake it

I fuck the people who fuck with me!

Kisi ki zindagi tabah karni ho ... toh unhe zinda rakhna zaroori hai

Bade log apna naam bhool jaate the ... lekin apni zameen apna samaan nahi

Insaan joh hai bas do nasal ke hote hai ... ek hote hai haraami aur doosre bewakoof

Kabhi chahane se hum zindagi dete hai aur kabhi bhool se ... lekin maut hamesha hamari khud ki chuk se hoti hai

Zara soongh ke batao Mantriji nashta mein ka khaye hai

Khana khao, taqat aayega ... bahar jaake beizzati mat karana

Gareebi todh deti hai joh rishtey khak hote hai ... aur paraye apne hote hai jab paise paas hote hai