Dialogues from Movies for Parties

Umar ke saath saath na parents bachche ban jaate hai aur bachche parents

Aadmi ki sabse badi tradegy kya hai pata hai? ... log lust ko pyar samajhne lagte hai

Theoretically toh mujhe darna chahiye ... par practically mujhe dar lag nahi ra

Aadmi hai na woh marne ke baad bhoot banta hai ... lekin aurat joh hai, woh chudeil ki chudeil hi rehti hai

Saale in logon ko diesel phukat mein milta hai kya ... poore department ki gaadiyaan mere peeche pari hai

Cockroach marne ke vaaste Baygon nahin mila toh ... Paragon bhi chalta hai

Tu duty kar re ... ungli mat kar!

Arre 'V' 'O' ... tumcha aaicha gho

Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi

Ab tu marne se pehle hazaar baar marega

Maar do phek do ... biryani banake khalo

Ghanta! Ghanta! ... mera kuch bighadoge tum log

Music system bajta hai ... aur mera system bajata hai

Joh kanoon todega, main uski haddiyan todonga

Is desh ke rajneeti mein system ho na ho ... yahan ke system mein rajneeti zaroor chalta hai

Minister log mere peeche aur police log mere jeb mein rehte hain

Aali re aali ... maajhi baari aali

Tere khaki ki kasam ... khaak mein mila doonga tereko

Bahut kursi kursi karta hai na tu ... is baar tujhe aisi jagah marenge ... ki jitni baar kursi pe behtega hum mein yaad karega

Yeh gaon mera hain aur main is gaon ka Jaikant Shikre

Mere saath kuch bhi karneka ... mera ego hurt nahi karneka

Meri ek awaaz par yeh tera kya karenge ... abhi ke abhi ... patloon toh teri geeli ho gayi hai ... abhi ke abhi ... mujhe chuha bhi toh yeh log tujh kaat dalenge ... abhi ke abhi

Galat kya hai yeh jaanne se koi farak nahi padta ... galat ko sahi karne se farak padta hai

Aali re aali ... aata tujhi baari aali

Police waalon ki na dosti achchi na dushmani ... tune toh dono hi kar li

Meri zarooratein kam hai ... is liye mere zameer mein dum hai

Aata maajhi satakli!

Jisme hai dum ... to fakht Bajirao Singham

Kutton ka jhund kitna bhi bada ho ... uske liye ek sher hi kaafi hota hai

Desi maal dikhta chalu hai ... lekin ek baar chalu ho gaya na toh phaadke rakh dega

Chal English mein sorry bol

Khaana, daru, paisa ... teeno khushboo ek saath ... this is life